snake tonguing

When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.

I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?

snake tonguing by The see-ma-wae January 23, 2010

snake tonguing

When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.

I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?

snake tonguing by The see-ma-wae January 25, 2010

Dry tonguing 

Dry tonguing Is the act of getting ones ass wet before anal.

Andrew let's have anal! You might need to do some dry tonguing as we have no lube.

Dry tonguing by GIMP November 15, 2016

Tedious tonguing 

When you flicker your tongue in a menial way over a static area of the vagina, and induldge in the almost eternally fantastic time you're having whilst your chick is lying down proned with at least one raised eyebrow:

as she thinks "ok, I thought he'd be more adventurous than this - maybe the dog snuck in here - ohh god no, wrong, wrong JEV? "Yes hunny?". "Oh, it is you, listen would you consider keeping my vagina awake for me because this tedious tonguing you're applying to my female crotch is going to send me into one of my long slumbers at any minute". "Ok hunny I'll do as you told me, dip, swirl, pull, flick, dip, swirl...". "JEV... I think you may be hopeless...".

Tedious tonguing by Robert Head December 24, 2008

Frog Tonguing 

When kissing your partner you alternate sticking your tongues out into each other's mouths similar to a frog sticking it's tongue out!

Dude! I just had the hottest make out session ever! She totally started frog tonguing me!

Frog Tonguing by samtheengineer June 5, 2018

ridge tonguing 

a female licking under the corona to see if you’ve been circumcised to check if you are hydrated.

The adult actress was ridge tonguing her partner to make sure she could swallow some semen which can be an antidepressant.

ridge tonguing by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

Snake tonguing

When you go to take a piss but your urine splits off into two streams, causing your Shlong to appear as a snake.

“God damnit bro, I started snake tonguing and pissed all over the seat.”

Snake tonguing by Daddy Adler January 17, 2021