fag toid 

A outer being or alien that is homosexual, Usauly why most aliens (the fag toids) probe your anus, giving them pleasure.

DAME, FRED! last night i got analy probed by a fag toid from beyond the stars!....I liked it.

fag toid by I DIG CHICKS WITHOUT DICKS. August 11, 2006

fuck toid 

A Fuck toid is a person who is oblivious to common etiquette and social skills. That lacks common sense , that has no filters

My co worker sure is acting like a complete fuck toid.

fuck toid by shaz olsen January 28, 2024

toidiot

A toidiot or twidiot is a person that writes utterly foolish or senseless crap on the internet especially on twitter and facebook or any other social networking site.

Joe Blow posted on twitter that he didn't know who Michael Jackson was. Joe Blow is a toidiot

toidiot by The Check Writer July 27, 2009

toidrage 

A word describing the burning sensation caused by shoving as many mints into your mouth as possible. Derived from Altoid + roidrage, local to parts of the Southeast.

Owen got toidrage in the middle of lecture and had to spit his Altoids into the trash.

toidrage by brimnoyankee October 29, 2020

Toidi 

absolute idiot who quacks like a duck
Idiot backwards is 'toidi'

For example- Tejal is so toidi that she failed the blood test.

Toidi by bigboywithbigdreamsanbig June 28, 2023

toidbean 

a person with a large vagina who closet-masterbates with any oblong shaped foreign object that she can find.

I heard that girl stuck a toothbrush holder inside of her, what a Toidbean.

toidbean by EllaWowza March 4, 2009

Toidi 

When you can't simply say idiot to prove someone's an idiot, just say toidi and expect their face to show confusion! (Toy-dee)

God you are such a toidi.

That man over there is an enormous toidi

Toidi's these days...

Toidi by avenga December 31, 2013