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The Student Room 

A large student forum, populated with people that will tear you to pieces if you dare mention that immigration should be controlled or that it maybe has some negatives. TSR (short for the student room) enforces a brutal democracy - unless you don't go to an expensive public school or disagree with what they say of course.

When signing up, it's best to choose a name such as "Democracy" or "Parliamentarian" - this will let the TSR community know that you too think that people who dare to throw a punch at someone who is stabbing them should be arrested and jailed for assault.
Excerpt from The Student Room forum:

OP: umm I think we should be allowed to defend ourselves more when someone breaks into our home. After all if it was enshrined in law a burglar would think twice and he would be well aware what could happen to him.

Respondent: "OMG! HOW DARE YOU THINK IT'S OK TO DEFEND YOURSELF DON'T YOU KNOW THAT BURGLAR HAS HUMAN RIGHTS!!!!! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU BROKE INTO SOMEONES HOME AND THEY PUNCHED YOU!!! YOU EVIL FUCKER!!!!! ANYWAY DON'T YOU KNOW THAT VIOLENT CRIME DOESN'T EXIST IN ETON COLLEGE!!!! YOU MUST BE POOR OR SOMETHING!!!! I HOPE YOU GET A B AT A LEVEL!!!!
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the studge dance 

The Studge Dance is a dance move made up by the wonderful -Mikey Cobban which happens to fit with every single song out there.
"Have you seen The Studge Dance?"
the studge dance by EEP2003 November 22, 2018

The Studmire 

This happens in a situation when you are fucking a girl. You put a blindfold around her eyes and fuck her doogie style. You then, right in the middle, ask her to go to the bathroom. Before you go, you ask her who she wants when she comes back. She will say your name, then say no,the studmire's coming back. She stays blindfolded and you send your little brother to go fuck. You ask her who she thinks it is and when she says the mans name you say no, " Bitch its the baby studmire."
Man, did you see that? He pulled that magic trick on me like Hakim pulled the studmire on his bitch.
The Studmire by The Professora December 14, 2008

The Student Council

These b!tc#es that won't stop fucking pepper spraying me!
Amogus Person: Have you ever heard of the student council?
Amogus Crewmate: Yeah, I heard those bitches
The Student Council: Surprise! *pepper sprays amogus*
Screen reads: Killed by a student council member, Amogus

The Studyers of Teriyaki and Toyotas 

A “US History II” classroom of numb nuts that specifically sit a table with one another and screen shot various urban dictionary definitions
The Studyers of Teriyaki and Toyotas forgot they had a final and in result everyone of them but ‘Elliott B. Crosby’ failed.

hitting the study wall 

an invisible wall one hits when one has reached the point of study material saturation. All further attempts to study are futile and aimless browsing of the internet persists unabated.
After hitting the study wall, all I could do was look at rage comics on reddit until I woke up the next morning covered in piss.

She pulled up to the studio 

Person 10: She pulled up to the studio
Person 1: Nobody's watching
Person 5: SAY IT AGAINNNNN