Shit's on the Horizon 

A phrase used to express that something bad is on the way, or something terrible is about to happen, bad news, unfavorable situation developing etc

Shit's on the Horizon

worker 1) "Hey man, are you going to the game tonight?"
worker 2) "Yeah I hope to be....."

(Boss is making his way over)
worker 1) "Oh no, shit's on the horizon"

Lady 1) "Does the weather look like it might rain at our BBQ?"
Lady 2) "Lets just say the shit's on the horizon"

Shit's on the Horizon by Foot Juice Solutions July 7, 2010

did it for the shirt 

An excuse used to clear your status from a stupid act that you performed.

It basically comes from the idea that all events have shirts, regardless of how great the event really was.

Guy 1: I can't believe you banged her...
Guy 2: Yeah, I just did it for the shirt
Gu1 1: What shirt?
Guy 2: You know, the 'I banged your mom last night' shirt...

did it for the shirt by Wardrich December 17, 2006

she's got you by the short hair

She's got you by the balls.

She has a tight grasp on your nuts.

A tight reign on your sack.

Sorry, I can't go out tonight.

"Man, she's got you by the short hair"

My boss is a bitch, she really has me by the short hair.

she's got you by the short hair by Dubs Deuce May 4, 2010

Shit's about to hit the fan 

A saying used when information is just discovered that will completely change everything.

Dude, did you hear that Jane slept with Declan?

Are you kidding me? Shit's about to hit the fan!

Shit's about to hit the fan by erin348 July 23, 2010

bought the shirt 

when you have been in the same situation as someone before, derived from "going somewhere and buying the shirt from that place as a souviner"

"My final is worth 50% of my grade. I could fail the class tomorrow!"
"I've been there, done that, bought the shirt."

bought the shirt by Wallseer August 25, 2008

The devil's shit 

A bowel movement that looks like an upside down cross when observed between your legs as you sit on the toilet.

Christina and I had tex-mex last night, she told me this morning she took the devil's shit.

The devil's shit by Fritzanus February 21, 2019

Two In The Shirt 

Two In The Shirt is a fresh new company with a focus on bringing tastefully provocative clothing to the forefront of fashion. The idea was born in Seattle, Washington in the mind of company owner Marek Grubel in early 2005. Two In The Shit = T.I.T.S

She's wearing that brand Two In The Shirt

Two In The Shirt by Mimi_602 March 17, 2008