Jamming the Pump

When you pump up the jam so much, that the pump gets jammed.

"D00d, I was just jamming the pump"
"You jam hard, bro."

by Somnionaut January 22, 2013

Prime the pump

Jacking off prior to having sex in order to last longer.

Man I had to prime the pump before I fucked that fine ass chick. I didn't want to cum too fast. Prime the pump pussy cum

by RodthaTripod October 24, 2015

priming the pump

Eating the pussy while warming it up for sex.

I was licking the cho cha trying to prime the pump.

by James March 11, 2003

get the pump

Serves as a fun yet ambiguous catch phrase. Typically used in a sentence to encourage or “hype up” individuals. Although there is a wide range of usage, it is typical to shout the phrase when something lit, wild, gang, or savage happens or in the anticipation of it.

Wow tonight is going to be so much fun can’t wait to “get the pump”.

Often used as an alternative to Lil Pump’s eskeetit or lets get it!

by Idontlikeu May 26, 2018

Under The Pump

When you masturbate then do a backflip as you climax so that you ejaculate on your own face in mid-air.

Person 1: "Is that a bit of ranch dressing on your face?"
Person 2: "Nah, I've just been under the pump"

by Lord Of All Things Sasquatch November 9, 2020

One from the pump

To achieve a point of intoxication that if one were to consume another beverage, one would likely get alcohol poisoning and need to have his/her stomach pumped.

Being "one from the pump" can be characterized by blackouts, shitting one's undergarments, contracting an STD, and numerous bruises.

Rob:"Remember when you had a bath with Becky last night?"
Kev: "WTF! Becky is my cousin. You ain't serious?"
Rob: "Yeah man...you were like one from the pump."

by scoop88 December 6, 2009

Primed for the Pump

When you drink before going to f your new gf

I’m primed for the pump, so one bottle will be enough for us both once I’m there.

by timesize December 28, 2020