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Magic: The Gathering 

The name of the world's current most effective form of birth control. Is also effective at preventing sexually transmitted diseases.

Provides protection to players are protected in three ways:
1.) 91.2% Effective that girls will no longer associate themselves with you.
2.) 94.3% Effective that you will be to involved in the game to have time for girls.
3.) 99.99% Effective that whatever girls do associate themselves with you and play the game, you will not want to have sex with.
Sex Ed Teacher: Alright boys, now I want you all sign and keep these Magic: The Gathering Cards in your wallet, as to be sure to prevent STDs.
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Magic the Gathering 

The salvation for social rejects, Magic is an addictive collectable card game relying only on the player's math and strategy. Magic will consume your life faster than you can say "Mom, I need more money."
I never thought I would ever spend $3.69 for 50 cents worth of paper and ink, but then I started playing Magic the Gathering.

the gathering 

A fucking kick ass gothic metal band at first...later, a fucking kick ass *lol* gothic rock band.
Roch: The Gathering fucking rules!
Random Guy: Hell yeah!, Anneke's freaking hot.
the gathering by Rach January 11, 2005

Tragic: The Gathering 

The card game played by ghouls through the game Fallout 2, but had no real use in the story.
Dude! I won 30 bottle caps for a half hours worth of Tragic.

Tragic: The Gathering 

A term of negative repute for a game that truly is worth playing. It requires practice and stragetic thinking to get good at it. The judgemental asshats who have never played magic and seem to think it's cool to DOWN on the game around other people who are DOWNING on it should shut up and try to play the game instead of avoding it and insulting it's brilliance at every chance.
When I am older I might enjoy a game of magic with one of my kids.
Tragic: The Gathering by LarstaiT November 12, 2003

Magic: The Gathering 

Magic: The Gathering 

A trading card game that doubles as a girl repellant. If you are afraid of girls, buy boxes of these cards.
Girl: Are those guys playing magic? I think I'll take a detour.