The Eldorado Steamer 

A technique so complex, disgusting, and sexy at the same time that it has been forbidden. Rumors say that it involves Chipotle, laxatives, sheet music, saran wrap, and gold leaf.

I gave her The Eldorado Steamer last night. It was the most beautiful and disturbing thing I've ever done.

The Eldorado Steamer by TastefullCopyrightInfringement May 11, 2015

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion 

Actually written before the Revolution, by the Okhrana or secret police of the old Tsarist regime, round about the year 1900. Popularised by the later Communist leadership, the Nazis and others. Up there with the environmentalist "Chief Seattle" speech, the volley of excuses for the 2003 war in Iraq, Piltdown Man and the Donation of Constantine as one of the great fakes of history.

If you are suffering from insomnia, might I recommend you read this copy of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion?

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion by Fearman July 14, 2007

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion 

A book published by the KGB to encourage violence and encite hatred of Jews. Supposedly describes the world-dominating plans of the Zionist Shadow Government. Probably helped the Holocaust and still used by Neo-Nazis and militant Muslims to justify ant-Semitic violence.

The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion is a fake.

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004

National bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day 

Jan 20 is when you can bop your eldest child on the head with a yoga mat, cause they deserve it.

Hey today is Jan 20, you know what that means? It’s national bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day!

National bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day by Y0UR_L0C4L_G4M3R November 14, 2020

the red steckled elbermung 

An animal invented by Strong Bad in the email"Animal."

Um… how about… the red steckled elbermung?

the red steckled elbermung by Jonjo December 29, 2004

Eldritch Void Of The Galaxy (Void Galaxy) 

The Void Galaxy is the embodiment of life and death. They are the creator and destroyer of the entity's of the unknown darkness. There true existence is hidden under the entity's known as the void galaxy's who are made of endless mass and corruption. They work by breaking the mortal mind melting it when vied due to there minds unable to process the image in front of them.

The Void of the Galaxy is the creators of this reality and the others we are unaware of.

The Eldritch Void Of The Galaxy (Void Galaxy) is the corruption of this world and is sent here to remove it

Eldritch Void Of The Galaxy (Void Galaxy) by The Eldritch Void of the Galax October 21, 2022