ends of the earth

Places far away, all over the place

I had to go to the ends of the eart to get that software!!

ends of the earth by Sparkina1967 June 16, 2004

Scum of the Earth 

Me

I am the scum of the Earth.

Scum of the Earth by ExpressoDepresso May 7, 2019

You’re going to spin off the face of the earth. 

The mass exodus of imbeciles as they are projected into outer space during the reversal of earths rotation.

Something one would say to or about imbecile during times of frustration.

“ Bo, You’re going to spin off the face of the earth. “

You’re going to spin off the face of the earth. by MikeTheKnight47 April 2, 2019

Dropped off the Facebook of the Earth 

When somebody tries to look up a friend on Facebook, only to find that they deleted their account without telling you, thus losing contact with them forever.

Mr. X: "Hey, I tried looking up John's profile but couldn't find it. Do you know what happened?"

Mrs. Y: "Yeah, he Dropped off the Facebook of the Earth."

Dropped off the Facebook of the Earth by Dradisaulo August 1, 2012

Cunt of the Earth

Cunt of all Cunts.

Laura is the Cunt of the Earth

Cunt of the Earth by thisguyhere February 23, 2009

Is the earth flat? 

We KNOW the answer. No, the earth is not flat, it’s round like a ball, and anyone who asks that question is retarded as fuck.

Aaron: hey Matt, is the earth flat?
Matt: bruh
Aaron: ok, I’ll ask someone else.
Aaron: hey David, is the earth flat?
David: shut the fuck up!
Aaron: it’s either yes or no
Aaron: Mason, my man, is the earth flat?
Mason: no
Aaron: man they’re horrible liars

Is the earth flat? by Kidswillbekids October 29, 2019

damn! i done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth 

A phrase you utter when someone shows you that they've waxed their pussy.

"Damn! I done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth."

damn! i done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 23, 2006