Testesatchel 

The scrotum; Skin surrounding your gonads.

My friend Jay was born without a testesatchel so he has to use a Ziploc bag instead.

Testesatchel by BS&MS February 6, 2008

Testes Satchel 

A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.

Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.

Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!

Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?

Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.

Testes Satchel by Larry Finster December 27, 2009

testitserone

The main circulating hormone released when the man sees the females breasts. It prepares the male phallus for titty fucking.

My girlfriend was incredibly underwhelmed when I titty fucked her. She had told me her ex had high levels of testitserone to accomplish is inhumanly aggressive, sexual prowess. I'm going to the endocrinologist tomorrow.

testitserone by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

tenties 

A group of gay Imagine Dragons fans who have no lives and constantly spend their time talking to each other on an app called Cubie (now known as Pal +). This cult was created on July 1st 2013 by Lexi (@perfectcows) and Sam (@thirty_lives). The group has expanded to 30 people and continues to grow. The Tenties have an annual convention called "Tenties take NYC" which started in 2014. Members of the Tentie cult live all over the world, including USA, Germany, Austria, Italy, and Ireland.

Daniel Platzman: "She's a Tentie"
Dan Reynolds: "I love the Tenties. They are cool!"

tenties by Cubie lite June 23, 2015

Tugs at my testees

(v) When an action irritates the fuck out of you.

Do you know what really tugs at my testees?

When people leave their two pieces of junk in the overflow lot.

Godammit, Karen.

Tugs at my testees by Mifty Mae May 27, 2020

Tenties 

An awesome way to refer to the decade that started in 2010 and ends in 2019. The one that we're in right now.

However, Damien Fletcher from mirror.co.uk said:

"The tenties have also been suggested but that just goes against the pattern of the decades because the ‘ties’ ending doesn’t start until 2020."

But screw patterns, right? Tenties ROCKS!!!

"I hope there isn't another world war in the tenties, like in the previous century" - your paranoid self

Tenties by havet1337 June 8, 2010

Testes Satchel 

A testes satchel is another way of sayin ballbag. they can be hairy, sweaty, saggy, tight etc

Can u please remove Dan's Testes Satchel from your mouth Joe you dirty teabagging homo.

Testes Satchel by Issac Hunt August 24, 2006