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television 

An electronic box that sits in the corner of your living room which emits moving pictures and sound when turned on. Also TV, idiot box.
"We bought a new television yesterday."
television by star8706 February 2, 2003

television 

Once envisioned to be the replacement for books and a useful educational tool. Now it is simply a useful method for the government to send subliminal messages and propganda to the masses, and for businesspeople to brainwash said masses into buting their low-quality products.
And it is quite surprising and scary that there are millions of people out there who ACTUALLY buy the products aired on late-night television commercials.
television by AYB June 20, 2003

Television 

American band formed in 1973 in New York during the birth of punk and having a major impact on punk, new wave and alternative music with their first album titled "Marquee Moon" in 1977. Their sound was based around minimalism, and the raw sound of garage rock of the 60's, a far cry from what may be considered "punk" today. While they may be labeled a protopunk band, their influence comes in at a later date than other bands under such label.

Tom Verlaine (Guitar/Keyboard/Lead Vocals)
Richard Lloyd (Guitar)
Fred Smith (Bass Guitar)
Billy Ficca (Drums)
Television's "Marquee Moon" belongs in every rock music lovers collection.
Television by Mike May 2, 2007

Television 

The triumph of machine over man.
"Television is the triumph of machine over people."
Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)
Television by Mertown July 3, 2007

Television 

da jury:
1~ to bring(keep) you happy (Distracted from the apocalypse (> A lifting of the veil)) and to give (take (way take/stealing from)) your mind off of (with) things in your life.

Phonetics
1 =) Te le vision > tell lie vision > tell lie to vision or tell a lie through vision >

Etymology, Reading :
Te: Thee God we praise
Le: he, that
Vision: something seen in the imagination or in the supernatural

De Facto Definition:
1 ~ to bring you happiness and to give your mind off of (with) things in your life.
How to get un(into)to a sentence:
da jury wording arting:

IAM going to watch their television fall as all who fallow a fallen god (the Devil, A.K.A "the never of God.")
De Facto, as:

I'm going to watch television, to stay up (being as asleep) today (God's time), with my favorite show; so I can know (belief) how it ends.
Television by Craigvalue nova April 20, 2022