Syntax error 

The most fucking irritating thing that can happen on a calculator. You press all these numbers and you THINK it's the right button to press but really the calculator's been LYING to you and you've really fucked up big time, but it waits until you've pressed the = button and then it flashes with 'Syntax error' which is basically calculator talk for "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKED IT! NOW THE REST OF THE CLASS CAN ADVANCE TO QUESTION TWENTY-THREE WHILST YOU ARE STILL TRAPPED AT TWENTY-TWO, YOU INADEQUATE CALCUATOR-USER! I HATE ALL YOU STAND FOR AND YOUR WAY OF LIFE!" etc etc.

Jill was in her Maths class and she was working out a really hard equation involving logorithms and algebra n shit on her CALCULATOR. She had put in all the numbers and just pressed the = button when BAM! SYNTAX ERROR.

Jill: Fuck!

Jack: What?

Jill: Syntax error!

Jack: Fuck! Oh well, you'll just have to redo all your work. No biggie.

Jill: No biggie my ass! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you!

Syntax error by funkie_chick87 December 28, 2005

Syntax Genocide 

The continuous "raping" of one or more languages. This is, but not limited to:

-1337 speak.
-Misspelling more than 4 words in one -sentence.
-Purposely misspelling words.
-IM Speak.
-Choosing not to use the correct language.

User A: Hello, how are you today?
User B: o i r t3h ub3r pwnzor, get ur butt out
User C: Hey, User B, quit contributing to the Syntax Genocide ~__~

Syntax Genocide by Ryuzaki_Yagami/Konoha777 October 18, 2008

Syntax Destruction

The process of intentionally vitiating the arrangement of words and phrases with excessive jargon (especially Fedspeak) with the aim of misleading.

In the case of Fedspeak, it results with the media in opposing camps interpreting the inscrutable gobbledegook in vastly different ways leading to further polarization of the Joe Public. Now with Joe Public beclouded by partisan interpretation, interpreting inscrutable gobbledegook under the false pretenses of inbringing clarity to the Fedspeak's inscrutable gobbledegook.

Alan Greenspan's syntax destruction made it seemed like he answered the question, but in fact he did not. In reality he responded with inscrutable gobbledegook.

Syntax Destruction by MaxwellMurdoch October 25, 2020

Syntax error 

A trash human being pretending to be a cat on discord

Hey @Syntax Error#6376

Syntax error by MrMango#1172 March 8, 2020

Syntax Error 

If your life is a ''Syntax Error'' ie you are labelled a ''mistake'' by society you may be called a ''Syntax Error'' - a common error in scientific calculators.

Person A: ''I've lost by wallet... Again!''
Person B: ''Well, you're definitely and Syntax Error!''

Syntax Error by Babylon Tower March 30, 2015

Syntax Error 

The most FUCKING ANNOYING THING in coding ever, when you type a one thousand + line program and you try to run it but there is a tiny typo and you rage quit because you can't find the typo

I uninstalled Windows Visual Studio© because I got a syntax error when I ran my program

Syntax Error by LtHammer July 14, 2015

Syntax error 

A syntax is a script, a certain script in a website HTML or sometimes a programme java or whatever, that is wrong or not valid.

My computer picked up a syntax error, and it could not open the page.

A script and hyperlink was not valid on this page.

Syntax error by k's May 23, 2005