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When you are so fucking high off the cabbage from hell and tripping off your ass from acid that you start pissing on your kitchen floor thinking its your cat so you start laughing and accidently fuck your hamster.
Adam: Dude i was so fucking steezed last night I accidently fucked a goat thinking it was my hand. Fucking steezed dude.
Jack: dude that sounds like a hell of a night!!
Steezed by Shftokersmoker March 26, 2019
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When a male ejaculates on your face then rubs it in
I just skeezed you kid
Skeezed by TheCoochieBoy January 19, 2021
to be thrilled, excited, or content with something.
"Ah I'm very steezed about how the game went last night."

1: Are you still hungry?
2: Nah man, I'm steezed, thanks though.

"Oh I'm so steezed to be dating Zus, he's so handsome."
Steezed by slammedcivic September 11, 2023
Being fucked over by a useless twat through bullshit allegations
That bitch sure SWEENED me and got me fired
Sweened by Dannny 3344 June 19, 2018

Zarah, thÉ nice n' sweet sweeede 

"Zarah, thÉ

nice n'

sweet

Sweeede"'s 😉
Me,
MYself &
MY name & / nickname, translated fr. Sweeedish : Zarah den Rarah, due to that my personal assistant and PLURAL others, in my so called "New Life", always tell me that I'm SUCH a nice and cute person!😋
Hi and hello there,I am Zarah, thÉ nice n' sweet sweeede,
{ I say while removing my commercial Pilot hat / Cap to shake hands} after the landing😉
Verb. Refers to the act of placing one's nose in between another's ass cheeks (gently) and repeatedly sniffing. The sniffing can be either forceful or slight. Sweezing is a universal intimate practice and can be utilized in all sexual formats.
McGee gently parted Courtney's cheeks and sweezed her for a minute or two at the start of their tryst. He found her smell and essence divine.
sweeze by Tuna Man August 11, 2009