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Balls Swashbuckling 

The act of creating the "Newton's Cradle" with you and at least two friend's testicles. This is typically done in the later hours of the day when the wife is gone (bitch).
Bro you should've been there last night! The wife was gone and the boys Balls Swashbuckled all night! For science! We were balls swashbuckling machines!

Swashknuckling 

Piratical display of masturbatory effort, usually with a sticky end.
Burtie was thrown off the bus for swashknuckling on the back seat.
Swashknuckling by wilsonqc October 4, 2018

Swishbuckling 

This is the art of putting a shot of liquor in your mouth, swishing it like mouthwash then returning it into the shot glass it came out of.
Holy hell! That guy just is swishbuckling that stripper who was freeloading the bottle service whiskey!
Swishbuckling by JimboMac August 1, 2018

swashbuckeling

Anything and Everything a pirate does that is awesome, usually involving a good amount of rum, jumping off shit, and screaming "ARRR".
"Damn that was a swashbuckling good time."

"Whats that pirate doing over there? thats awesome!"
"Oh, hes just swashbuckeling"

"YAARRRR"

Swashfuckling 

Two male pirates fighting each other with their penises.
I saw these two mates Swashfuckling below the deck.
Swashfuckling by werntbert December 1, 2018

swashbuzzling 

The action of intensely and rapidly stimulating the clitoris with the tip of ones fully erect penis.
oh oh OOOHHH AAAHHHHHHH... FUCK that swashbuzzling made me come like a fucking freight train.
swashbuzzling by SickTitties July 8, 2011