Eye Strainer

A woman so repulsive that when you look at her your eyes automatically well up and expeirience excruciating pain. The very sight of an Eye Strainer is enough to make some men go blind.

Dude my girlfriend had me go with her to the Oprah Winfrey show. My god, that woman was such an Eye Strainer I thought my dick would explode.

by Dr. Schlaktus March 9, 2009

Shit-stained Schumacher

A driver of a pension wagon who thinks he/she is a superior being. A Shit-stained Schumacher expects to be given right of way and woe-betide any fucker who doesn't. Invariably an ugly bastard with ill-fitting dentures and egg on his pensioner chin. Never without a scruffy fucking CARLTON shopping bag on the handle bar.

Look, here comes a Shit-stained Schumacher. Let's roll the bastard and nick his dentures.

by Clagbo August 22, 2006

shit stained thumb knuckle

Its when you wipe your ass after a particularly filthy dump and you get a shit stain your thumb knuckle.

I was pleased to finally get the key to the executive wash room, however Stan Phillips was not pleases to see that I had a shit stained thumb knuckle when I shook his hand at the share holder meeting.

by jim dandyy June 13, 2011

sprained nipple

~When you touch your nipple so much it feels like you sprained it.

~the feeling of a sprained knee but on your breast.

~when your lover bites your nipple so hard during a sexual encounter that you feel he/she has sprained it.

Sara- "Johnny bit my nipple so hard last night that I feel like he sprained it...should i see a doctor..or nah?"
Jamie- "Nah girl its just a sprained nipple."

by jamieB February 19, 2014

Hillcrest Strainer

When a man takes a funnel in his mouth and has another man take a sloppy dump in the funnel. The funnel retains the clumps but allows the liquid goodness down the throat. This is a variation of the Hot Lunch procedure

Damn I shouldn’t have eaten those Tijuana street tacos. At least my man friend will enjoy a nice Hillcrest Strainer tonight

by Omar Joyce August 17, 2009

soup strainer moustache

A moustache that entrely covers the mouth, giving the impression that it acts as a strainer when drinking or eating soup.

Anthony grew a soup strainer moustache, but shaved it when it started to get in the way of his food.

by gramaticon July 21, 2008

Baggy Pants Poo poo stained drawers thug

The type of guy you will see in public holding a woman's hand you admire. Woman will not only start a relationship with these men, but have their children as well. These baggy pants thugs will past their poo poo genes to the next generation where the emotionally abused nice guy must take care of.

This phenomenon on why women choose to be with drama inducing poo poo thugs is why there's an increase of single mothers.

I went to the mall on the weekend and saw a young pregnant women holding hands with a baggy pants poo poo stained drawers thug.

Mary's father had a look of utter failure on his face as his daughter brought home a baggy pants poo poo stained drawers thug.

by Reformed Poo Poo May 15, 2010