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Stationary/Operating Engineer 

A lazy ass SOB who works in an oil refinery (shift worker). He's paid between $60-160 000/year, sleeps, eats and sits on his ass all day long and still complains that he works too hard.
"Stationary/Operating Engineer"

refinery Suncor Esso Shell Lanxess BP Nova

Stationary Status 

When a person displays their status on Facebook, yet no one comments or likes it. Hence, "stationary".
Derek: "What's Fred up to?"
Mike: "Not much since he's got a stationary status."

stationary products 

Pens/pencils/erasers, notebooks, rulers, compasses, etc --- writing/drawing accessories that heartless grownups make poor little kiddies miserably sit in one place and use instead of letting them go outside to play.
What a farce --- all these self-righteous adults whining about modern-day children's preferring to watch TV and use their computers/cell-phones instead of doing outdoor activities, and yet when those very same youngsters **specifically ask to go outside**, those same snooty grownups heartlessly shake their heads and say, "No, you hafta stay here and finish your lessons!" Plus they balk at buying the youngsters nice outdoor-0activities equipment like skateboards or basketball-hoops, yet they always seem to manage the cash for stationary products to use in their boring schoolwork! It's just a big conspiracy to keep children "quiet and manageable"!
stationary products by QuacksO June 12, 2018

Stationary Road Head 

When your lady shows up to work on your lunch break to suck you off in the car on the company parking lot
Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday out of the blue to give me some stationary road head on lunch. She is definitely a keeper

Stationary Thermodynamics

A framework that describes systems in steady state—neither expanding nor contracting, but with constant flows of energy and matter maintaining a stable configuration far from equilibrium. Stationary thermodynamics applies to ecosystems, cells, cities, and any system that persists through constant dissipation while maintaining its structure. Unlike static thermodynamics (which deals with equilibrium), stationary thermodynamics focuses on the dynamic balance where inputs match outputs, entropy production is constant, and the system's macroscopic state remains unchanged despite microscopic flux. It provides the tools for understanding how life, societies, and engines maintain themselves in time without growth or decay.
Example: "The forest ecosystem was in stationary thermodynamics: energy flowed in from the sun, nutrients cycled, but the total biomass and species composition remained stable for centuries."

The Stationary Stan 

Instead of a regular handjob in which the woman does the work, she will simply hold her hand out while the man does a thrusting motion into it. Like a backwards handjob.
"Dude, I tried out the Stationary Stan the other day. It was more work for me but it felt awesome!"
The Stationary Stan by Conmad25 February 19, 2009