Squirtle Squad

The most badass Pokemon group ever. They rob, kick ass, take bitches hostage, and put out fire.

Team Rocket sucks the cocks of the Squirtle Squad!

Squirtle Squad by Fried Waffles July 31, 2012

Briggsy Face-Squirter 

A gay sex act in which a spotty homosexual squeezes pus out of his acne to coincide with the vinegar strokes of a blowjob he's receiving. The blower gets a faceful of acne-pus as well as a mouthful of gay jizz.

Fuck me, Quentin! What's all that crap on your face?

What do you think? You know I love getting those Briggsy Face-Squirters.

Briggsy Face-Squirter by Eddie's Thick Gristle November 2, 2008

Squirtle 

A term used to discreetly discuss a female that squirts during orgasm.

Dude, that chick from the bar last night ended up being a straight squirtle...it was awesome!!

Squirtle by ClownPrncGming October 19, 2018

squirreled 

to be dragged by one’s nutsack.

23M looking to get squirreled by a sugar daddy (grab my nuts)

squirreled by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 15, 2019

squirtle 

This pokemon will rape you with bubbles.
With a smile on its face.

1:Dude, its squirtle!
2:Shitfuck
1:OWWWW!!, my ass!
squirtle:*smile*

squirtle by Teh Epic Lulz May 27, 2010

Can I Squirtle On Your Jigglypuff? 

Used by Pokemon enthusiasts to describe the act of giving a shot of semen to the boobs. Also used to piss off people who play Pokemon.

Player 1: I totally killed that Charizard there!
Player 2: Ooh! Can I Squirtle on Your Jigglypuff?

Player 1: XD I just killed this squirtle!!
Player 2: Can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuff?
Player 1: ...FUCK YOU

Can I Squirtle On Your Jigglypuff? by Pikapii2Pikachu December 2, 2011

pearl squirter 

A slang term referring to a mans penis.

Rufus tried to get me to go down on his pearl squirter. I told him he best talk to his hand because my mouth wasn't listening!

pearl squirter by Digger September 21, 2005