sperming

When you rub your dick skin against something. It feels fucking awesome.

I was sperming last night and it felt amazing.

sperming by sperminggal December 15, 2017

Heidi Sperling 

A gril with a very annoying dog

That dog is such a "Heidi Sperling"

Heidi Sperling by Bcoggins December 20, 2008

sperling 

A really skinny Jew boy who thinks extremely highly of himself contrary to popular belief and has a propensity for poodles. He may be found on weekend nights passed out after drinking 4 beers. Has a tendency to deviate from his natural ethnicity partaking in African American vernacular and hip-hop music. Often thought of as a thorn in you side, a sperling is actually a loyal and compassionate friend who seeks the acceptance of others. Lastly the sperling has a sister with a cum chin.

"Yo Reese, you're being a total sperling tonight."

sperling by MackandBeas November 12, 2013

Skerging

The art of following a fat person riding thier bike waiting for them to get off then sniffing and licking the sadle.

Cor had a good skerge earlier the saddle was still warm.

As peter followed his next skerging vicyim he was unaware that she was wearing tenor lady soaking up the valuable sweat and juices.

Skerging by Ashley Millman May 4, 2007

snerging 

Someone who goes around sniffing bicycle seats.

John was busy snerging in the bicycle shed when the cyclone struck.

snerging by Furmint September 4, 2015

smerging 

when a male sniffs the seat of womens bicycles ad maturbates over the aroma

lee saw stella riding her bike through the park, as she dismounted he promptly placed his nose on the warm seat and began smerging as hard as he could until he cum in his pants.

smerging by stellahogan October 14, 2008

Sperling Mark 

The one and only person who is God and everyone's gotta get used to it.

Sperling Mark is God with his hands.

Sperling Mark by arahsas April 1, 2005