Columbian Speedboat 

When you are balls deep in her doing your squizz bent over the tub while holding her head under water and all you can hear is "glub blub glub bub".

Boy, last night I was at a party and I tried to go to the bathroom and I accidentally cucked my body in the middle of a Columbian Speedboat!!!

Columbian Speedboat by greyskull55731 September 5, 2025

Speedbag Scissorhands 

The greatest speedbag show of our times. Spoof comedy originated on youtube by Adam Salomon AKA Speedbag Scissorhands.

I watched the greatest episode of Speedbag Scissorhands on www.speedbagscissorhands.com. It received many accolades from the famed comedic writers of Hollywood.

Speedbag Scissorhands by Wild Bor November 29, 2009

supermodels and speedboats 

The phrase "supermodels and speedboats" as a whole refers to the lifestyle of some financially well off bachelors who devote themselves to surrounding themselves with very attractive young women and to a leisurely sporting life; straight forward excitement.

Walter White: Anything suspicious?
Hank Schrader: Still no, Walt.
Walter: Well, then should we go?
Hank: Got some place to be? Because, it's like, the third time you asked me that.
Walter: No, I'm just curious what the next move is.
Hank: Our next three moves is sitting here and waiting. This here's the job, buddy. Ain't all supermodels and speedboats, you know.

supermodels and speedboats by bloosky May 9, 2017

Speedboating 

Chugging huge amounts of cock.

Guy Lombardo was not just a orchestra leader, he was into speedboating as well.

Speedboating by Flava Jay December 9, 2008

Spicy Speedbag 

When you are having anal (doggy style) with a girl you secretly dip your nuts in medium-hot salsa and proceed to fuck. The now spicy testicles hit the vagina repeatedly and propel the salsa in and around the vagina.

Girl: You wouldn't believe Chris last night he gave me a spicy Speedbag. I douched twice and it still burned!

Spicy Speedbag by SeñorChub April 13, 2014

Speedport 

Taking the first flight to leave an airport without knowing the destination prior to buying tickets.

I was looking for an adventure and decided to speedport. As a result, I ended up in France.

Speedport by mercanerie98 March 3, 2017

speedycat 

the old saying: speedycat sure is speeeedy!

he was found in the chat room known as Speedychat. someone made and type-o and a guy got the song: speedy cat by Y&Co.
then he put the song on a flash. along with it has speedycat fyling in the air to the music. when you click on the moon he goes way way fast, along with the msic speeding up as well.

then that's when one of the 4chan cats came alive: speedycat! (speedycat sure is speedy)

speedycat, a cat that is fast, yellow, and can fly

speedycat by mad_muffinz November 26, 2006