Snowstorm on the Mountain Top 

When someone (preferably the opposite sex) takes a mouthful of your load and spews it over your privates.

You walk into a chinese massage parlor and ask for the 'special' the receptionist asks, "So, you wanna Snowstorm on the Mountain Top?"

Snowstorm on the Mountain Top by Willing Donkey September 10, 2009

snowstorm headache

When a task is so incomprehensible or difficult that you get very confused.

Getting a human on Mars and back will be a snowstorm headache for NASA.

confuseddifficultheadache

"I got a snowstorm headache from that Math test last week."

snowstorm headache by d_leet October 5, 2016

Snowstorm heading eastbound 

When someone named viktor, ejaculates with deadly force eastbound towards innocent bystanders.

The snowstorm heading eastbound oh god viktor

Snowstorm heading eastbound by sdwwgsdg January 12, 2023

African Snowstorm 

A phrase used to describe participating in sexual intercourse with 2 or more well pigmented chocolate females, then ejaculating all over them until they turn white and look like they were in a snowstorm

Bro 1: Bro I African snowstormed some bitches last night
Bro 2: brooo sick lemme join in and we can double stuff Oreo next time
Bro 1: alright np i will let u know
Bro 2: thanks brotatochip

African Snowstorm by Pussydestroyer42069lmaogg July 24, 2018

Alaskan Snowstorm 

The act of having your asshole fisted full of white bakers flour and then proceeding to fart in the face of the fister

After the Big Country concert Sambo asked Nugara if he could fist Nugara’s asshole full of bakers flour so that he could give Sambo an Alaskan Snowstorm.

Nugara happily obliged but when Sambo realised that Nugara had been eating baked beans and cabbages the whole previous day he literally turned white as a ghost!

Alaskan Snowstorm by Craig McNamara March 26, 2020

Siberian Snowstorm

When an individual is laying on his back masturbating, and just before he ejaculates, he rolls his legs up over his shoulders so the cum drips on his face. Also known as "pulling a deep abyss" because doing so can get you into such a deep hole of homosexuality, no degree of heterosexual acts or "no homo" exclamations can dig you out.

Person A: Sorry I'm late, I got caught in a Siberian Snowstorm.
Person B: What's all that white stuff on your face........?

Siberian Snowstorm by Bunsack McGoo January 5, 2009

german snowstorm 

The process of ripping out some of ur pubes and sprinkling them onto someones head

"I just gave my brother the german snowstorm"

german snowstorm by BBBallA10 February 6, 2007