Tube Snoozer

Someone who needs or tends to leave the television on to help them sleep. Usually rerunning a movie or tv show they've seen so many times to comfort (or bore) them to sleep.

Dave: Your wife Rhonda watches the same freakin' movie every night. Why?
Brent: It makes her fall asleep...and now it makes me fall asleep cuz its freakin' mind-numbing.
Dave: Dear God... I'm surrounded by tube snoozers.

Tube Snoozer by PDXJohnny99 April 11, 2013

snockered 

Extremely drunk; obliterated; wasted.

Let's go out and get properly snockered to celebrate your birthday!

snockered by Sarah Rose November 12, 2003

Snoozed In

To sleep in due to hitting the snooze button way too many times.

Dude, cover for me I snoozed in big time. I must have hit the snooze button 15 times this morning!

Snoozed In by BBQ March 10, 2008

Boggle Snoozer 

Saying goodbye to the people around you in an informal way. (Bye bye, losers!)

"Hey, you boggle snoozer!"

Boggle Snoozer by AshtonTheSeagull November 2, 2022

SnoozCream

1. (v) When a situation is mishandled, leading to tragic, life altering consequences, like when someone close to you sleeps with your mom

2. (v) When a prank, practical joke, or exploitation of stupidity is performed on someone that really deserves it, maybe because he slept with your mom

3. (v) A word that can be used to replace other action verbs

4. (n) A mysterious and powerful substance, its mystery is exceeded only by its power

1. Man, that Steve Bartman really snoozcreamed the Cubs.

2. You know that juicehead, date rapist, asswipe from study hall? Well, he left his cell phone on the table and me and Tommy snoozcreamed him by mass texting that he has a tiny pecker.

3. Officer, I only did it because he snoozcreamed my mom.

4. If you ever get a bruise, just rub a little snoozcream on it...all better.

SnoozCream by Lord Baron Von Snooz February 12, 2010

snoozefeed 

The act of browsing your newsfeed in lieu of getting out of bed

Noun: "I was checking my snooze feed because it was too cold to get out of bed, then my boss fired me via text"

Verb: "Anna likes snoozefeeding for 20 minutes when her alarm goes off at 6:45am every morning."

snoozefeed by Gaberhamthinkin February 4, 2016

snoogered 

(1)the consequence of snoochie-boochies
(2)the state of being well and truly f*cked

(1) man, i am so snoogered after that snoochie-boochie...
(2) and then he snoogered me... snoogins!

snoogered by scaredyants September 29, 2003