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sneeze shart 

A sneeze that triggers off a shart. leaving you with a snotty nose and soiled underwear!
Bill....."I will have to change my underwear , i sneezed and the pressure triggered off a shart!"
Ted....."oh, you mean you've sneeze sharted..... you dirty bastard"
sneeze shart by steinbitur October 20, 2010

Sneezy Snazzer 

A Sneezy Snazzer is someone who steals and mooches from other people while they're high forcefully and underhandedly.
This includes taking weed, money and food from the other people they smoked with.
*Person 1 steals french fries from person 2 while they're at McDonalds high*

Person 2: Fuck off, don't be such a Sneezy Snazzer!
Sneezy Snazzer by JayyH February 25, 2011

Sneeze & Squeeze 

When a fart sneaks out as you lose control of your body while sneezing.
I appologize for farting, but it was a sneeze & squeeze.
Sneeze & Squeeze by ~~>KD<~~ September 12, 2005

sneeze scale 

A scale used to rate the intensity and exaggeration of a sneeze, typically from 1-10
"Did you see Arnold's sneeze? He did a complete 360!"

"Yeah, I gave him an 8.6 on the sneeze scale."
sneeze scale by shartsicle October 15, 2014

steez sleaze

A childish adolescent male who persistanly pokes fun at incredibly gorgeous women. more specifically women of the indian descent and white girls with the last name Broadhead.

He also has horrible style, therefore inflicting pain on anyone that looks at him, causing them to vomit all over his 2009 suit... which actually made it look better since it was so a couple seasons ago.

He also has a small weiner.
"O look there... its Dallas Fontaine... the bigggest steez sleaze we know!"
steez sleaze by Nathan the fireman December 7, 2011

sneezy snatch 

Sneezy Snatch: noun;
1: a vagina that is in the process of queefing
2: a violent breezy vagina
3: a puff of air that is excreted from a snatch
It sounded like she farted but it was really just her sneezy snatch that made that sound.
sneezy snatch by Flickityflickflack December 28, 2008