snarkle dorf 

A woman over the age of 25 who sniffs the banana seats of little boys bikes. See snorkel dorf.

"Carl, keep the bike in the garage. Your little friends mother is a snarkle dorf."

snarkle dorf by Furyfreeze2005 November 15, 2016

snarkle shark 

a chronically snarky person.

Jane: "What are you doing, Sonny?"

Sonny: "Oh, I don't know, Jane. I'm sticking a fistful of ham & rye into my pie hole so if I were an educated person I'd say I was selling enriched plutonium to dictators."

Jane: "You're such a snarkle shark."

snarkle shark by angigo April 10, 2011

dirty snarkle 

to take a sh*t on one's face then snarkle them.

John got Ryan back with a dirty snarkle.

dirty snarkle by SEHS Summer Crew July 15, 2010

sparklefluff 

Confusion created by using a made up word in your domain name.
For example: SparkleFluff

Net Usr 1: I couldn't find that domain you told me about, what was the name?
Net User2: Too much sparklefluff, I guess. The name was Barkenator.com

sparklefluff by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky May 4, 2016

snarker 

One who snarks. See snark: Combination of "snide" and "remark". Sarcastic comment(s).

"That dude is a total snarker. He just sits in the back row and riffs on everyone who walks in."

snarker by The mistress of snark April 15, 2010

Texas Sparkle

When an unhygienic stripper queefs and a puff of sparkles, mixed with semen from a previous sexual partner, splats on the floor while she is performing oral sex on a patron. The sparkle effect is due to toxic "sparkle" buildup due to the excessive use of body glitter or "Vagazzling".

Dude 1: "Wow... looks like a cat ate a Christmas ornament and puked on the carpet."

Dude 2: "Nah, Johnny got a blowjob a few minutes ago and the stripper left him a Texas Sparkle."

Texas Sparkle by KillerChimp November 4, 2011

sparklecare 

the best webcomic ever #real

i love sparklecare

sparklecare by Hora de XD August 6, 2023