Blue Haired Smoothie

Refers to a blow job given by an elderly woman, usually a "cougar". The smoothie refers to the womans "smooth" gums and the texture of the man's semen . This term is regional, and is used commonly around the "Villages" in Central Florida.

I saw Steve getting a blue haired smoothie down by the gazebo. Wow, she must have been eighty something!

Blue Haired Smoothie by tarnished_man September 13, 2010

Adirondack Smoothie

When you get a blowjob from a woman with no teeth. Mountain people are notorious for poor dental hygiene. Or just plain people from Montana.

Holy shit , I got so drunk last night I got an Adirondack Smoothie from some butterface mountain bitch .

Adirondack Smoothie by cracksmoke November 6, 2014

Chocolate smoothie 

The act of anal to ejaculation, followed by a tossed salad, then usually followed by a kiss.

Dude, you are sick. I can't believe you gave her a chocolate smoothie.

Chocolate smoothie by Mr. BRW February 5, 2008

short smoothie 

When a man attempts to have intercourse with you, without being fully erect. Usally occurs after consuming mass quantities of alcohol and/or illegal drugs.

"How did it go with Kevin last night?" .. "Things were getting really hot, then he tried to give me a short smoothie. I got dressed and left."

short smoothie by vit2010 December 25, 2010

Smoothie Bowl 

step 1:
put some shit in a blender

step 2:
pour it in a bowl

step 3:
be pretentious

How to make a smoothie bowl: put a smoothie in a bowl

Smoothie Bowl by gay of thrones August 28, 2020

BL smoothie 

Bud Light aka a lighter version of Budheavy. Always a solid choice instead of Natty Light or Keystone Light.

Yo, just pick me up a case of BL smoothies and meet me at Barnaby's.

BL smoothie by Hudstock August 2, 2009

Sour Apple Smoothie 

When eating out a girl with Syphilis, she queefs and a green liquid comes out of her vagina and goes into your mouth. Since this is extremely disgusting you puke all over her vagina, yet continue to eat.

I went to your mom's house to get a Sour Apple Smoothie

Sour Apple Smoothie by Dr. Syphilis March 31, 2009