Smeoted 

Some men eat oreos twice every day

This word was created by accident from auto correct and we decided to make it into a word

"You see him over there? Yeah, I heard he is a Smeoted."

"He Smeoted, for a whole 4 months."

"I am going to get so Smeoted, all week"

"My New Years resolution, is to Smeoted for a whole year."

"But I wanna get Smeoted wasted!!"

Smeoted by Anonymoose January 16, 2015

Scooted the rooster

Paying the bill before the cock, who is doing it for self gratification, can.

Before Richard could gloat over paying the bill, Bryton scooted the rooster.

Scooted the rooster by Tcop October 14, 2020

The Smootheddie81 theorem 

A theorem that states by adding odd numbers together in a numerical sequential order starting from 1 and continuing to the next odd number, the sum of the numbers will equal a perfect square. Example 1+3+5= 9. 9 is 3^2

The professor just gave us a test on the smootheddie81 theorem yesterday, luckily i studied all night and got a C+.

The Smootheddie81 theorem by The1stAB July 15, 2022

1,039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours 

The first Album released in 1990 by Green Day.

I just went into HMV and bought 1,039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours.

1,039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours by Sazmaz December 19, 2006

smoted 

To be 'burned' or dissed. Usually used in the past tense. Usually used for extreme cases of smiting...

"OOHHH! You just got SMOTED!"

smoted by dihsa; September 26, 2007

Smoothed Together 

Verb, Adverb, Noun. Smoothd tuh-geth -er , First known origin was the DC area before being used in Wayne County Michigan.

1. The absence of movement or life.
2. A Peace or Calm after a slow or sudden event.
3. When Something, Someone, event, or plan works with ease.

-That punch connected bro. He got smoothed together in the third round!

-Person 1 What happened to her at the party, too many drinks?

-Person 2 "Idk, but she got smoothed together! She couldn't stand!"

-Homicides went up in the city. Cats are getting smoothed together.

-Person 1 What's the plan later, do we have tickets?

-Person 2 "Already got tickets! We smoothed together!"

Smoothed Together by DontBeThatGuy January 4, 2013

Snooted

The definition of snooted is, if you need a word sneeze and tooted you can use snooted!

*snoots* oh excuse me! I snooted!

Snooted by Maggie Dylan May 10, 2020