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Soaking Tent 

When a guy cums before he even removes any clothing, thus rendering him with a "soaking tent"
Ben: I'm so content

Jayne: Don't get too content

(30 seconds later)

Ben: Can you excuse me, I need to use the bathroom. It appears that I have pitched a soaking tent
Soaking Tent by gonzo89cb September 19, 2009

Smoking on that Amber Heard Pack 

Smoking - (as in a joint, blunt, bowl, etc)
Amber Heard - (the lying whore)
pack - (as in smoking on her down fall)
me - You know the bitch amber heard

you - yeh I heard she’s a lying toe sucker
me - hip I'm smoking on that amber heard pack as we speak

you - no lie, hope her career burns faster than that joint
me - truth

shaking the can 

From the game "Shake it up" on Mario Party 8 for the Wii, in which a player must shake his/her can for 5 seconds and whoever has the highest stream wins. Naturally, this became a great innuendo for jerking off.
-Where the hell is John?
-Probably shaking the can.

Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman 

In simple terms, going for a Wank.
Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.

Smoking dick 

"Yeah I ate dog shit the other day."

"What the fuck this bitch smoking dick."
Smoking dick by Jmoe_moe July 30, 2016

smoking gasoline 

Smoking the hardest shit around; smoking a lot
Oh, he be smoking gasoline!
smoking gasoline by Laxer88 June 28, 2017