magic sponge 

The quite ordinary sponge used by physiotherapists to treat injured soccer players on the pitch. After applying the damp sponge the player is miraculously healed. This leads many to speculate that the player was only feigning injury in order to gain advantage or a penalty. The sponge is merely a prop to give the impression that some treatment has taken place.

That effing Ronaldo was rolling around in agony as though his leg was broken in five places, then the physio rubs him with the magic sponge and he's fine! There's less diving at my local pool.

magic sponge by Leif K December 15, 2008

Drama Sponge 

A person you can go to and talk about meaningless and stupid topics. Guys typically have to take the role of drama sponge for there girlfriends or wife.

Guy 1: Bro i went to a party last night, got really drunk, and now i am having problems with this girl.

Guy 2: You should probably talk to your drama sponge about this i don't really care.

Drama Sponge by QueryMCfrag July 5, 2011

Slushee Slinger 

A racial slur referring to any brown skinned man working at your local convenience store

"Damn, that slushee slinger checked my ID when I bought those blunt wraps. I wonder if he's going to bomb a major US city."

Slushee Slinger by grahamburglar April 22, 2013

Sponge Jack 

A person who, when a joke is told and doesn't hear it, still laughs to try and fit in and once this person is told the joke they constantly repeat it and piss off everyone around them.

"Jack Gallop is so annoying. What a Sponge Jack!"

Sponge Jack by MenacingMeerkat May 15, 2016

Shit slinger 

A person of the male or female variety who throws extreme amounts of bullshit your way. This person is usually shady as fuck and should be avoided at all costs. This could range from your coworker who swears they didn't take your moms homemade lasagna out the break room refrigerator to that crack head crazy bitch you used to know in highschool.

That shady muckalucka Jessica is such a shit slinger; she's always on some bullshit.

That bitch LaQueeshah is a class A shitslinger. Everybody in this motherfuckin salon knows that weave ain't no real 100% human hair.

Shit slinger by Julie da broke bitch Savage June 15, 2013

SpongeBob 

A sponge that has a face and is somehow is friends with a squirrel underwater and an starfish that lives under a rock. And has influenced the millenials and gen z. Which is scary because if u say I hate SpongeBob you will be shunned from everyone.

Bob: hey did you watch the latest episode of SpongeBob

Jeff: Heck yah dude!

SpongeBob by You know what I mean December 22, 2020

spongebob 

Why would you not know the definition of Spongebob you dumb ass

Com'ere spongebob!

spongebob by lolololololol12 March 29, 2017