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slavic rainmaker

During a 4 way three males ejaculate into the female's rectum. Immediately following the final ejaculation, she defecates a cocktail of semen and fecal matter onto said male face.
" oh my god, bro, that Slavic rainmaker last night totally caught me off guard, she shat that semen and fecal matter ALL over my face"

Slavic rape 

When the beffy juicy man ties another buff black man to a hors dick and when the horse cums in the buff man the juicy man needs to suck it out.
Slavic rape by sherilaine March 30, 2022

slavic meatballs 

When you or a woman take a shit on your floor than you cover your testicles in it and you have the woman lick the shit off your balls
"Hey chad I heard you and Stacy got together" "yeah frank I gave her some Slavic meatballs"

Slavic Line Dancing

A large group of people extremely drunk off of Vodka, attempting to either dance or move together in some semblance of organization. Usually it's a lot of stumbling, tripping and incoherent movements of people who should be sitting down.
"Look out, that bachelorette party is about to be Slavic Line Dancing, we better get out of here"

Slavic Sex 

It's like regular sex, but your fucking to hardbass while wearing an Adidas Jacket.
Бфяis- Hey babe, how 'bout we reestablish communism and also have some Slavic Sex

Иатаliа- Sure, I'm so ready (is dripping wet)

*5 minutes later*

H A R D B A S S I N T E N S E I F I E S

Бфяis- Мы должны восстановить социалистическую утопию для простого рабочего!

Иатаliа- Да, папа, верните коммунизм своей прежней славе!

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Slavic Gamer 

A Slav gamer (or Slavic gamer) is a species recently discovered during the Great Furry War, located in the east regains of Tic Tok. When the Great Furry War broke out, seeing that the small rebellion wasn't enough, gamers held out a helping hand in their time of need and became a known hero of the war. Soon there was an alliance made with the Slavic's of Tic Tok, thus the Slav gamers were born. You can identify a Slavic gamer by looking at the way they dress, they usually cover their faces with sunglasses, a beanie, and a strip of cloth covering their mouth and nose, almost like a bandit. Like gamers, their main chosen weapon would be a Nerf gun. You can detect a Slavic gamer in almost any part of its natural habit of Tic Tok but are very rarely found on trending or the for you page. If you happen to find one there, it is a very rare and meaningful sighting.
Slavic Gamer: (slah-vick- game-er)

A species which is mixed of a Slavic and a gamer.

used in a sentance:

Hes a Slavic gamer, you know.
Slavic Gamer by Justacommunist April 10, 2019