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Texas-sized 

Adjective used to describe an object, person, place, or idea, that is uniquely large among his/her/its kind, i.e. with a size exaggeratively being compared to the size of the state of Texas.
"Hey man look over there!" *points to the posterior of a very obese black woman sitting down gorging herself on 25 packages of McDonald's chicken selects. "Check out them Texas-sized buns of hers! That's a huge bitch!"

"Dude, you should have seen Jerome get a Texas-sized hit from that awesome gravity bong that I made!"

"(at the baseball game) Now just look at that fat redneck man buy a Texas-sized bladder buster of Dr. Pepper for his 5-month old baby. That is just sad."

"Ron Jeremy may be rather healthy and hideously hairy, but he has a rather Texas-sized holy muscle of love to compensate for his appearance."

"Well Howard, I just took a look at those plans of yours for the new shopping mall complex we are building in town and absolutely admired them. Quite a Texas-sized undertaking I tell you."

"George W. Bush is a man of Texas-sized stupidity."





Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since last February.
Texas-sized by Mark H February 19, 2005
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Puppy Sized Elephants 

Puppy Sized Elephants are the animal John Green suggested in his open letter to evolution since it would have the evolutionary advantage of being adorable.

See the Vlogbrothers channel on YouTube for more info.
Nerdfighter: "Man, I wish puppy sized elephants existed."
Evolution: "I'll get back to you on that."

mormon sized 

A gianourmous, FREAKISHLY huge ton. So much it could feed or be used by a Mormon family.
A 50lb tub of Golden Soft at Costco it totally Mormon sized.

Dude, that 100 pack of Ramen is Mormon sized.

When you go through the drive thru don't Mormon size it, your ass is already fat enough.
mormon sized by Alyson Clair June 30, 2008

Fun Sized 

a word to decribe some one whom is cute and below average height.
Fun Sized person: I'm not short, I'm fun sized.
Fun Sized by 007N@te January 14, 2010

pint-sized 

short or small, especially said of a person
This pint-sized nerd tried to offer me help with a phone I didn't have.

Roundy-sized 

Because when you are like 6'7" and like 270, you need a seperate class of goods and services in order to sustain life.
Hey bro, can I get 2 of those? But make one of 'em Roundy-sized for the big fella over here.
Roundy-sized by donttasemebro June 30, 2008

fettuccine-sized slit 

The holy grail of labial proportion. One that has been cooked al dente that makes you want to jump in head first and eat until you're satisfied. Its proportions follow the natural patterns of the Fibonacci Sequence.
Michelangelo was regaling his tale when he was graced in the presence of the holy grail of vaginal slits; it was the fettuccine-sized slit of April O'Neil. When asked by Leonardo if it was prepared to ephemeral perfection, Michelangelo simply replied, "Al dente."