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Shrimpy is one cool dude. Just kidding. He's a nerd that wears unmatched socks and is probably gay. He loves hawaiian shirts, disney movies, and true crime. He will do anything to cheer up his friends, and sometimes total strangers. He makes strong bonds quickly, no matter how many times he gets screwed over. Don't hurt a Shrimpy, and don't let him go.
doofus 1: hey, have you seen Shrimpy today?
doofus 2: yeah, he threw a water bottle at me and said "hydrate before you diedrate"
doofus 1: he's caring like that
shrimpy by exoticshrimps May 11, 2020
The best coolest person to exist and makes my school life better and just makes me happy and feel like I can do anything and makes me feel so pretty and they r just the best person APPRECIATE THEM NOW.
Person:”have you added shrimpy yet?”
Person 2:”no-“
Person:”GO DO IT RIGHT NOW.”
Shrimpy by SkippyDaPepsi May 8, 2022

shrimpy guy 

A Shrimpy Guy is stereotypically a tall, skinny and very pale man who is of average or slightly below average attractiveness. People can be a little bit shrimpy if they have some, but not all of these characteristics.
“That guy over there is quite attractive but sometimes he looks too shrimpy for my liking” “He is quite lanky...he looks like a quite shrimpy guy”
shrimpy guy by shrimpy<3 March 12, 2020

shrimpy jalepeño 

(noun)
a euphemism regarding small male genitalia
Them: So I heard you had sex with Nick last night ;)
Me: Yeah... never doing that again. That boy has one shrimpy jalepeño!
shrimpy jalepeño by Ms. Jalapeño February 24, 2021

shrimpy dimpy

Brown to black uncircumcised penis that commonly curves down
Yo me and Steven went fishing with our shrimpy dimpys this weekend !
shrimpy dimpy by BabyZay December 30, 2020

shrimpy jones 

A guy with a small dick and large balls that can't see his toes
shrimpy jones by John to con June 9, 2016