shmoofinder 

A successful app for finding local pussy.

(Tinder)

"This chick I found on Shmoofinder does ATM and everything. She's a keeper!!"

shmoofinder by Shmoofinder Pty Ltd May 17, 2016

shmoop 

an adjective used to describe something gross and foul and bad

kaden is so shmoopy

shmoop by shmoopypants April 19, 2022

schmoopie 

1. Affectionate nickname for your significant other.

2. A couple who is overly cute and affectionate towards each other. They often display more than one of the following characteristics ad nauseam; head on others shoulder or lap, multiple smooches to the face, Eskimo kisses, rubbing or petting each other, embracing, coddling, whispering, staring longingly into each others eyes, cooing, hand-holding, and calling each other pet names such as schmoopie. They are often unaware of the disgust of those around them.

Despite being their eskimo kisses and entangled arms and legs, they denied being schmoopie.

schmoopie by Schwanz mit Ohren June 9, 2005

Shmooping 

The act of ditching the bros/gals to talk, text, face time or hang out with a potential or current love interest.
(Shmoop, shmooped, shmoopin)

Dude, he was totally shmooping with that girl last night when we were at the bar

Shmooping by Dudes23 May 3, 2018

shmooville 

a fictional world, inspired by narnia, only accessible in altered states of mind by those who burn the eternal blunt of friendship and love

"its finally the weekend, lets go to shmooville!"

shmooville by Sir Mayor May 9, 2008

Shmooplacopter 

1. A large Satanic Nazi penis with bunny ears, a pretty awesome tweedly mustache, Gary Busey teeth and Ghandi getting a blow job from Mother Teresa. It includes another low quality penis with a small propeller so it can fly. It has an awesome set of flaming balls, and while in flight, Jesus Christ masturbates all over it.

2. The most offensive thing ever thought of.

3. Gary Busey's favorite way of transportation.

Holy $H!T!?! Did that Shmooplacopter just hit the World Trade Center?!

Shmooplacopter by W3SL3YG123 January 18, 2011

Shmoople 

A sex move typically performed on a female in which the male partner places an egg on the forehead of the girl before lifting his penis and dropping it onto the egg, shattering it.

Chad: Bro i gave her the SHMOOPLE last night

Liberal: i have a small penis

Shmoople by secksy chadrick September 17, 2019