shitfuck 

1) To fornicate feces
2) A shitty fucker

1) Joe: "What does he do for a living?"
Bob: "He shitfucks"

2) Joe: "I didn't hear you, sorry"
Bob: "That's because your a bloody shitfucker"

shitfuck by Cannone June 21, 2006

Shitfuck 

When you in the middle of having sweet gentle anal sex and then the bitch shits on ur cock

I was doing anal with Tracy and she shitfucked me dude

Shitfuck by Dannyyyyy.g August 4, 2016

shitfuck 

Standstill traffic that pisses you off because you could have gone a different way. Referring especially to cities with ridiculous amounts of traffic like Atlanta and L.A.

-Why were you late?
-Because I got stuck in the shitfuck on the 405.

shitfuck by Red D April 15, 2008

shitfuck 

1. v. an exclamation of angst and aggressive emotions toward an inconvenience.

2. n. a person of low social status due to his or her negative attitude toward his or her peers/environment.

3. n. a truly unsatisfactory session of intercourse.

4. adj. pertaining to shittyness and fuckery in the chosen subject.

4. adv. a quality in a performance that is lower than that of shitty.

1. "shitfuck! that was due today?!"
2. "yeah man, watch out, he's being a total shitfuck today."
3. "nah, it was a shitfuck, I won't be seeing her again anytime soon."

shitfuck by chmrvhg October 4, 2011

shitfuck 

When you are taking a rather large size shit and it gets sucked back up your butt which may feel like you are getting raped in the asshole.

One day i was sitting on the the toilet and i was taking a shit. This wasnt any old shit. This was a old,smelly,corny,crust,terrible shit. then suddenly, i couldnt push it out anymore and it came right back in. it felt like i was getting raped by my old jailmate bubba. He was black and had a 12 inch cock....around. The bad part was that he wasnt using lube.... and that is what a shitfuck is. for more info type in poopfrik

shitfuck by lingling maguyver September 30, 2008

shitfuck 

a good term for all the other motorists (not you, of course..we know you're a great driver!)
but for everyone else on the road.

Example: "You'd better not smash me, you shitfuck"

"This shitfuck bastard won't get out of my way and I need to get home and smoke!

shitfuck by pooooopyourpants September 16, 2011

shitfuck 

when you know shits about to be fucked

Person to other person when they spill my cereal: you 'bout to be shitfucked in a moment or two

shitfuck by I peed my pant s June 17, 2019