selfish selfie

when a celebrity takes a nude selfie and won't let us look at it

I wish Jennifer Lawrence would quit taking those selfish selfies

selfish selfie by henro50 September 13, 2014

Selfie Centered 

The preference or habit of fapping to ones own selfies.

As a selfie centered individual, Mike preferred to look at his selfies while fapping.

During handshakes with snakes on Wednesday, Mike was thankful to be Selfie Centered, because his partner was a BagHead™©.

Selfie Centered by Iphigenia Aubergine June 1, 2016

Go Fuck Your Selfie 

A retort one gives when someone takes too many selfies.

*Max takes a selfie in class*
Victoria:Hey Max, why don't you go fuck your selfie!

Go Fuck Your Selfie by mrperson123 January 31, 2018

Selfie Whore 

When someone posts multiple pictures of themselves, photographed by themselves, to one or more social media sites (i.e., Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.) each week for the express purpose of getting others to comment on their pretty-ness. Often times, they may link these selfies with a self-deprecating comment to accelerate other's comments.

{The selfie whore posts a selfie on Facebook with the comment, "I'm trying something new with my hair, but I don't think it turned out good."}
Commenter 1: "No, you look great!"
Commenter 2: "Nah girl, you alwayz looking good!"
{The selfie whore has a momentary feeling of happiness, and then she starts planning her next selfie}

Guy 1: "Hey, why does Tammy post so many selfies on Facebook?"
Guy 2: "She's a selfie whore. She just wants people to tell her she's pretty even though she's fat."

Selfie Whore by Donkey Punching Queen August 31, 2013

Extended Selfie

The Extended Selfie is the upgraded non-lame version of the social media phenomenon known as Selfie. Selfie by definition is a photo taken in which the photographer is also the subject of the photograph. The Extended Selfie has been made popular by the lead singer of a well known central Florida band called TUG. Like the Selfie, the Extended Selfie is taken of oneself, but unlike the Selfie it is taken in video form and recorded to music, additionally the subject or subjects in the video must remain still or you will have an Extended Selfie FAIL. Extended Selfies are purposely cheesy, humor filled and mock the original Selfie concept. Correctly executed Extended Selfies have been known to inspire poetry, get one laid, soil ones clothing and/or CHANGE YOUR LIFE! Pick your poses wisely, but more importantly pick your music choice carefully!

Grace: Lets take a Selfie
Danny: Selfies are lamesauce, lets take an extended selfie like a boss to Prince's Purple Rain.

Grace: OMG Extended Selfies are the most amazing thing in this world! Life changed!!

Extended Selfie by Jessie Lane January 7, 2014

Selfie-Esteem 

Taking an excessive amount of selfies to boost one's image of themselves.

Jen's Instagram is full of selfies but its just because she needs to boost her selfie-esteem.

Selfie-Esteem by UltraLotus September 14, 2013

Selfie-Holic

A person that posts too many selfies.

Selfie-Holic

Selfie-Holic by Guzzin April 28, 2014