education bubble 

A state of affairs where a recent college graduate comes to the realization that the job that he expected would pay for the school loans for his overpriced education does not, and possibly will not, exist. The academic equivalent of the guy who took a 400K mortgage for a one bedroom condo where you can see the water if you stick your head far enough out the bathroom window.

It's ramen noodles again tonight, honey. Sorry, education bubble.

education bubble by PBSPinchback August 10, 2010

abstinence only education 

One of the few kinds of education that actually supports withholding knowledge. Abstinence only education is a form of Sex Ed where people are only informed about the single fact that abstinence is the only completely effective form of birth control.

Abstinence only education is like taking driver's ed and having them tell you not to drive.

abstinence only education by Patrick Tescher June 11, 2006

education

What I have a serious lack of.

Don't let your schooling get in the way of your education.

education by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

Cerebral Seduction 

The act of seducing someone using intelligence and wit, rather than looks and flattery.

Cerebral seduction transpired via his unique perspective on the Middle East conflict and his witty retorts to the peanut gallery, who disagreed with his viewpoint.

Cerebral Seduction by Fi-Toronto October 18, 2009

Saullian education 

N. A type of teaching style, usually instituted in high schools, rarely in colleges. The Saullian educator tends to try to become "friends" with the students, only to renege on this whenever something actually important emerges, such as any minor late assignment. The Saullian educator also rarely knows what he or she is talking about and uses neo-liberal bullshit that sounds profound when it is really just a plethora of nihilistic jibber-jabber. Only few are fooled by this facade. Classes usually stress "Socratic dialog" which is decried by the teacher as "off-topic" right before any sort of meaning can actually be discovered. Student's opinions are usually rebuffed as immature, except when the teacher actually uses student work as a teaching aid, because he or she didn't give a fuck to actually learn the material. Saullian teachers also enjoy screwing students over, especially at critical times when it would be the least helpful.

A naive shit like you would probably think that, but in reality, he's a fan of Saullian education.

Saullian education by AKorZ May 1, 2011

Department of Education 

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1. The Communist institution that centralizes education at the federal level of the United States government.

2. The parasitical administration that pats themselves on the back for simultaneously brainwashing America's children and draining resources from actual workers who actually produce something of value.

3. Financial Terrorists who distort the market for student loans by artificially moving the supply of loans outward, thereby raising tuition costs.

The Department of Education gave away loans indiscriminately to would-be college students, allowing universities to increase their prices astronomically given this neverending supply of capital.

Department of Education by George Stuffalottapuss January 4, 2012

sedation

1. a state of calm or reduced nervous activity; chilled out
2. date rape drug (also called a mickey)

Example 1: dude im so sedated...... its going to be a mellow night
Example 2: that asshole slipped sedations in my drink last night

sedation by PowerMetalFan6996 February 9, 2014