scrumping

Stealing apples. Not to be confused with oggy raidingwhich is actually a form of anal intrusion with fruit, mostly enjoyed by peope chained to radiators.

I went scrumping in Paddy's field yesterday. Ah it was a hell of a craic. Ho ho ho. Mad as a box of frogs me!

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Scrumpling

A slightly derogatory term for a young annoying person shorter than yourself.

Little kid: Blah Blarg Yak Ug
Person 1: "Dude, your little brother is so annoying!"
Person 2: "I know, he's such a scrumpling."

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To scrump. The act of sexual intercourse without romantic implications often in an awkward, uncomfortable setting.

Bill's back is sore from scrumping Sue in the port-a-john behind the drive-in last night.

scrumping by Slone Brooke February 25, 2009

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A meaningless word that can be used in place of any word(s) in a sentence. Especially good to use in place of profanity.

"WHAT THE STRUMPLE IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?"

"I'm SO strumpling tired, I think I'm gonna go home and take a nap."

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An adjective used selectively to descirbe what is leftover in a mans testicles after ejaculation.

Guy; How did your first date go man?

Fella; So well mate! I got nimble scrumpings this morning!

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If the a person conceives a child with his grandmother that child will be referred to as a skrumpling.

Open is a skrumpling, his father did the nasty with his grandmother and that's how Open was born.

skrumpling by Tomten August 5, 2011

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Scrolling through Tumblr; a daily obsession for horny gays.

When I'm talking about Tumblr GIFs on a daily basis because my life has little meaning: I was Scrumbling the other day...

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