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Schlackled

When you are so drunk you a) don't recall 90% of the night b)throw up somewhere besides a toilet c) sleep somewhere you definitely shouldn't be (ex: behind an eye doctors office where bums urinate)
"Ashley slept behind the eye doctor last night right where bums take dookies."
"Wow, she must have been schlackled!"
Schlackled by Schlackled Girl June 11, 2008

Schnucked 

Getting Schucked is when your credit card number is stolen and the company responsible for it tries to cover it up for way too long. The first time you'll hear about it is when your bank calls to tell you that they're cancelling your card.
Bob: Why are you writing checks for everything today?
Rob: Cause my debit card got compromised in the Schnucks debacle.
Bob: Ooh, you got Schnucked!
Schnucked by Sp1 May 9, 2013

Schwanged 

Melissa's skirt totally had me schwanged last night.
Schwanged by Big_Bird February 10, 2009

smok schmacked

After you hit your 50 nic smok and feel schmacked, thus leading to the feeling of being smok schmacked
Damnnnn bro I just got smok schmacked
smok schmacked by slumptedsara April 26, 2019
Getting completely screwed over to the effect of it changing your entire life.
Pete: "Did you hear that Mark's wife asked him to move out of the house?"

Phil: "Oh man, treated."

Pete: "Yeah Mark said they are getting divorced dude..."

Phil: "Divorced? Holy crap schwabbed."
Schwabbed by M. Veener March 27, 2010

Schmacken 

Schmacken.
Show us your schmacken

No
You schmacken
Oh fack you schmacken
Sorry want to schmacken?
Schmacken.
Schmacken by Reeeeee69696 July 8, 2019