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Scenic Route 

The scenic route, The undesirable neighborhood that you would not want to live in or find yourself driving through very often due to safety concerns and just the depressing scene that is hurting your eyes. As you begin your grove you’ll notice a gradual increase in trash and untidy kept porches, as well as more and more graffiti,you’ll start noticing abandon cars and trash filled lots were houses once stood, Before you know it there is just random people all over the place ,junkies ,People pushing shopping carts with god only knows what down the middle of the street. All of this is taking place for example on a Tuesday afternoon at 3 p.m. I guess nobody has to be at work in these either

The smell of weed is everywhere in, cars with tinted windows and people in need of a belt to keep thier pants from falling down , there is no shortage of bodegas , Check cashing places, pawn shops, liquor stores,And plenty of takeout food stores.

You can spot the place that you can buy drugs from just like seeing other cars continually pulling up to the same corner of people then quickly driving off into the sunset.

And then at some point you have made it through the halfway point of the scenic route and you will find that conditions all the sudden begin to gradually improve back towards your neighborhood that actually has pride and respect for itself. As you arrive safely to your doorstep you reflect upon taking the scenic route home and are thankful that we live where you live. THE END.
On my way home from work today I had to take the scenic route due to a detour, I made sure my doors were locked and my Legally owed and licensed to carry 9 mm we’re ready just in case
Scenic Route by Pro stock April 13, 2022
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scenic wood 

oh yea she from scenic wood .
scenic wood by adajenee October 14, 2020

Scenic Sunday 

When your completely naked wife bursts through the door of your bathroom into the bedroom after her early morning Sunday shower.
Damn Baby! You sure know how to make this a Scenic Sunday!

Scenic Dope 

A picture of a beautiful area or something that is aesthetically pleasing.
The view from my grandparents house is scenic dope.
Scenic Dope by taylor2d2 May 11, 2016

Scenic Route 

1. The act of plowing your way through a bunch of scene kids at a lame concert out of sheer boredom.
"Man, that show last night was so boring, I took the scenic route all the way to the front just to tell the lead singer how much they sucked."
Scenic Route by Juu Hachi April 6, 2008

scenic penis 

noun. An impressive or beautifully natural penis.
I was suckin that cock and it was fa sho a scenic penis I tell ya the cum come blobbin out like gangbustas and all was like Hudson River school paintin nah mean

Scenic route 

Gay porn, the act of taking the back road