crying throwing up ripping my hair out 

Something you do when your very upset that you just want to smear your guts on the wall and bleed out as your tears slowly roll down your face.

Me: I was crying throwing up ripping my hair out yesterday because of how much I miss my ex

crying throwing up ripping my hair out by simp for killua October 15, 2021

skin-ripping boner

a term used to describe when a person gets such an intense boner that the "inner boner" threatens to part the seams of your "outer boner" like a cartoon chimp squeezing a banana at the base so that it peels, and the "inner banana" flies across the room leaving only the flaccid "outer banana" peel hanging grotesquely over your balls like a popped balloon.

"When she snuck her hands down into my boxers while we were grinding on the dance floor, she found such a skin-ripping boner that she had to yell out to her friends to throw down their handbags and come over for a look at the rare and exciting phenomenon."

skin-ripping boner by theGUARDian January 8, 2010

Reppin' the Zeppelin

wearing any sort of Led Zeppelin clothing item

Robert: Did you see John's awesome Zep shirt?
Jimmy: Oh yeah, he was totally Reppin' the Zeppelin

Reppin' the Zeppelin by Curbside Killer Queen September 8, 2009

Ripping the Tendon

A fart. Usually so loud or smelly that you would swear that something ripped.

*Person A farts*
Person B: Would you please stop ripping the tendon in front of my grandma??

Ripping the Tendon by Funky J and Fresh G June 2, 2010

ripping my knitting 

Getting on your nerves to the point where you want to punch something

Jolene: "I hate that new Katy Perry song."

Susan: "I know, right? It's never off MTV, it's really ripping my knitting."

ripping my knitting by marganin January 6, 2011

ripping burlap 

to fart, break wind, or other wise create a stink

Dude I ate a bunch of white castle and now i cant stop ripping burlap.

ripping burlap by HNDAKD February 27, 2010

friend reaping 

v.
the act of going through peoples list of friends on myspace and reaping all of their friends.

friend reap, friend reaped.

Person 1: Dude, that chick had like a billion friends, I totally friend reaped her.
Person 2: Awwww sick, dude. Friend reaping is the way to be!

friend reaping by goldfish & co February 20, 2007