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Man-putee 

A man who has lost all of his male qualities due to being pussy whipped by a dominant wife. He will excessively talk about his feelings and fall in love with every woman he meets and then publicly cry when he gets dumped
Yea I dated this guy from work for like 4 weeks and he ate French fancies for breakfast and cried watching "the voice"... he was such a man-putee
Man-putee by Fi69 May 3, 2020
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past and past participle of Put.
He putted away the puddin pack.
Putted by WordsthatareRandom November 24, 2019
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adam: 3 second rule haha!
katy: I want my putee back :(
putee by Katy-love January 25, 2007

Puteershimts

Any general reaction to anything that happens in a daily basis. There is no limit with this one, folks.
::alarm clock goes off:: AAWWW PUTEERSHMITS!

::won tickets to the local zoo:: AWWWWWWWW PUTEERSHMITS!

::found a good deal on a tobleron at the supermarket:: OOOHHHHH PUTEERSHMITS!

::Spandau Ballet suddenly comes on the radio:: AAAAAAWWW PUTEERSHMITS!
Puteershimts by Bill+Pot=High March 1, 2005
Spanish word for swear word.

Can also be used as an adjetive.

More common in South America than México. Don't know about Spain.
El video alguien lo arruinaba con alguna puteada!!!= Someone ruined the video with some swear words.

Está puteada= It's all screwed up.
Puteada by MAQuinonez July 17, 2010
wen your girl is giving u a blowjob and she starts making her way down your penis and gets to your pubes(penis hair). when she starts licking your pubes, tehy will start forming into little balls of hair that are made by the movements of your sexmate's tongue. these balls are called puweeds (pubic tumbleweeds)
your friend: dude how was it?wat kind of action did u get?!?!?
u:man that girl gave me nothin but a whole bunch off puweeds that will take me forever to straighten out, i shouldve never trusted that slut!
your friend:aww, dude that really sucks i hope u can get those suckers out.
puweeds by horndog69 March 24, 2009