purple headed yogurt slinger

boner
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro

varsity blues classic scene, purple headed yogurt slinger is the final example prior to pedro.

purple headed yogurt slinger by Mikey Cee May 4, 2006

purple-headed warrior 

A penis, especially an erect one. Heard in the Naked Gun series of movies. So named because of the tendency of the glans to turn purplish-pink when engorged with blood.

She moaned as he thrust his purple-headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding.

purple-headed warrior by bws55 September 3, 2007

purple headed yogurt fighter 

A euphemism for the penis.

She reached down and caressed my purple headed yogurt fighter...

purple headed yogurt fighter by Mike Hunttt January 16, 2008

purple headed womb broom 

A Straight guy's stiffy

What's that in your trousers? It's my purple headed womb broom

purple headed womb broom by LucoTheFish September 21, 2006

purple headed yogurt slanger 

Ones penis

That chick definitely wants my purple headed yogurt slanger.

purple headed yogurt slanger by kfed34 June 15, 2010

Purple Headed Custard Spitter 

Alternative name for a penis

For dessert I recommend my Purple Headed Custard Spitter

Purple Headed Custard Spitter by BigVern December 8, 2010

Purple headed yogurt slinger

Nick-name for a penis.

She wanted the purple headed yogurt slinger....so she drug her boyfriend to the bedroom for some one on one action!

Purple headed yogurt slinger by Jimmy Callback January 25, 2020