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Pronto lavire 

The phrase "Pronto lavire" denotes the introductory level of affiliation with the Pronto Clan criminal organization. It pertains to individuals who have demonstrated interest in becoming a member but have not yet attained official membership status. Pronto lavires are known to be cordial towards the gang and may attend social events and purchase gang-related merchandise to enhance their network and elevate their position within the group. However, they do not partake in the group's authoritative or leadership roles, and typically abstain from participating in the more heinous activities associated with the Clan, such as perpetrating violence, corruption, or abuse of power.
Dardan become a Pronto lavire after he met a small Pronto Clan group at the bar Bon Vivant last month.
Pronto lavire by Patjeter! February 23, 2023

Pronto Clan 

The Pronto Clan is a criminal organization operating in Kosovo with a sophisticated hierarchical structure. The group's primary aim is to generate income through unlawful activities such as corruption, abuse of power, and similar offenses.
The Pronto Clan's organizational framework is based on a hierarchical model. The highest level of the organization is the "Supreme Leader," also known as "Shef i Shefave," with other members referring to their superiors as "Shef." Beneath the Supreme Leader, is a group of "Gjeneral´s," who serve as close advisers and deputies.
The Pronto Clan has a consigliere, known as "Shefi i Grupit." This high-ranking member is responsible for providing advice and guidance to the "Supreme Leader". "Shefi i Grupit" is expected to have knowledge of the law and the inner workings of the criminal justice system.
The next level is made up of "Komandant," each entrusted with responsibility for a specific region or activity within the organization. Below the “Komandant” are "Ushtar," members who perform activities on behalf of the group. Before becoming soldiers, individuals must complete the "Pronto Prospekt" stage, a stage that demonstrats their loyalty to the organization. Additionally, there are "Pronto Lavire," individuals who are not associated with the clan but have displayed interest towards it.
Pronto Clans numerous sub-departments, including SHIK, Pronto Courts, Pronto Prosecutors, Pronto Oligarchs, and lesser known Pronto PSD.
Hello.

Hello Pronto Clan
With whom may I have the privilege of speaking?

You have the privilege of speaking with Shefin e Shefave.
Pronto Clan by Patjeter! February 23, 2023

Hasta pronto 

Literally, Spanish for "Until soon." The meaning is closer to "See you soon!" and is similar to "Hasta luego," "See ya," "Until the next time" (implying that the next time won't be far off).
Qué pases buenas noches! Hasta pronto!
Translation: Have a good night! See you soon!

Hemos platicado dos horas -- debo irme. Hasta pronto...
Translation: We've been talking for two hours -- I should go. See you soon...
Hasta pronto by Mama Jamama February 7, 2012

double pronto 

similar to the shocker and juicer. It is when all four fingers are used. "Two in the pink and two in the stink."
Her loose ass hole enabled the use of the double pronto.

poontocracy 

poon·toc·ra·cy

noun: poontocracy

a man controlled by vagina, i.e poon.

a man controlled by his wife or girlfriend of whom is typically a huge bitch

the lifestyle of a pussy whipped man
Man 1 - Where's Bill tonight?

Man 2 - He's at home watching the Notebook with his old lady.

Man 1 Jesus Christ. He's living under the grip of poontocracy.

Man 2 he is indeed a slave to the system.

Example two

Man 1 - My wife and haven't had sex in three months, plus she's a huge bitch about everything, I had to lie and say I had to work tonight just so I could come out.

Man 2 - You're living under a complete poontocracy my friend. You have my sympathies.
poontocracy by poondoggle June 8, 2018