Profile Saga 

An entry in the status box on a Facebook profile which is longer than one line and is attempting to sum up very complicated emotions and/or experiences that would make more sense in a blog posting.

Sarah just updated her Facebook page and from reading her profile saga it looks like she's been having a tough week.

Profile Saga by the/guru/of/hop March 30, 2008

Profile Slut 

one who creates profiles on multiple sites without intent of keeping them active.;

one who creates multple profiles on a website;

one who has many sexual themes and references and/or provocative pictures of theirself on their profile.

me.
I have a profile of every type described in the above list.

Profile Slut by Zigg Crow September 7, 2004

profile scatman 

A person who has a pile of crap on their profile on any social networking site, such as facebook or myspace, and who simply likes it being there.

Thematically, though not ltierally, related to scatman

"What's this? An IQ test? Who's hawt? Are You Interested? Pictures of frozen beans? This guys a total profile scatman!"

profile scatman by John Parry January 3, 2008

Profile spying 

When someone on Instant messenger has no one to talk to. Therefor, they look at peoples profiles on Instant Messenger.

I was bored so i was Profile spying

Profile spying by juiceboxWORDS June 23, 2007

Profile Sniper 

A profile sniper is someone who often has a weak argument, and on the losing side of an online argument, who resorts to viewing the profile of the user they're arguing with to find things to make fun of them for in an attempt to gain leverage in an argument by irritating the other user.

"So, you have to snipe my profile to find something to use for a counterpoint. Go get some valid points to back your argument instead of being a neckbeard profile sniper."

Profile Sniper by CBE_Simon January 11, 2024

mindhunter the profiler 

Mindhunter the Profiler: Mindhunter Profiler A.K.A. Limerick Man — A customer at Amazon.com who writes all of his reviews in the form of a limerick. He submitted reviews for products under the name “Mindhunter the Profiler.”

No one knows why he does this.

He additionally submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the name Al Choholic also written in Limerick form.

Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here.

There was an idea provider
Named Mindhunter the Profiler
He wrote wine reviews
Malbec was his muse
He was an artistic outsider

He often created words
For Unban Dictionary blurbs
He’d write and he’d write
In the day and the night
He was a linguistic nerd.

There was an idea provider,
Named Mindhunter the Profiler,
He wrote wine reviews,
Malbec was his muse,
He was an artistic outsider.

mindhunter the profiler by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 16, 2022

Mindhunter Profiler 

Mindhunter Profiler

Mindhunter Profiler — A.K.A. “Limerick Man” is a customer at Amazon.com who writes all of his reviews in the form of a limerick. He submits reviews for products under the name “Mindhunter Profiler.”

No one knows why he does this.

Additionally, he submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the nom de plume Al Choholic also written in Limerick form.

Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here.

There was an idea provider
Named Mindhunter the Profiler
He wrote wine reviews
Malbec was his muse
He was an artistic outsider

He often crafted words
For Urban Dictionary blurbs
He’d write and he’d write
In the day and the night
He was a linguistic nerd.

He could be a distant relative of “Florida Man” or an alien from “another dimension with voyeuristic intentions”.

Did you see the latest word Mindhunter Profiler added to the Urban Dictionary? Man! Lately, he’s smoking on that Game of Thrones pack!

Mindhunter Profiler by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 14, 2022