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Prayer Crack 

When praying, the unfortunate situation where Muslims, who are bowing or in prostration, have their pants too low and the individual behind them, is left to see their butt-crack.
Dude. I was praying and subjected to a wicked case of prayer crack in front of me...
Prayer Crack by Abu Big Bird February 9, 2013

prayer capsule 

An intriguing marriage of technology and religion imagined in 1972 by prog rock outfit Genesis, In "Supper's Ready" from the album Foxtrot.
And even though I'm feeling good / Something tells me I'd better / Activate my prayer capsule.
prayer capsule by Fearman November 26, 2007

Prayer Block

Derived from the Simpsons episode "Post Cards from the Wedge," a prayer block is done when one makes a prayer before another person and, on perpose, negating another persons prayer with one's own prayer.
ex. 1

Marge: (While praying) Dear Lord, please give my stubborn husband the wisdom to see that I am right as usual.
Homer: Too late Marge, I already use the prayer block on your prayer.

ex 2
Guy: Thank god I did a prayer block months ahead so the Yankees could win another World Series.
Prayer Block by PM05orig March 17, 2010

prayer driven development 

When developers write code blindly not knowing if it will work.
I haven't written any tests #PrayerDrivenDevelopment

Micheal, stop practicing prayer driven development.

Prayer Warrior 

Someone who prays to God only when they want something as opposed to actually doing something about it, and otherwise does nothing else to further his kingdom. Typical behavior includes leaving their megachurch on a Sunday morning to have lunch at a restaurant and berate the server for working that day.
Here come the prayer warriors, everyone hide the gays and put out your cigarettes or we're all going to hell!
Prayer Warrior by johnnyrocket92 October 23, 2016

Prayer Rug 

A womans vagina. vagina box pussy cunt slit Twat
Man i have some wool in my teeth after kneeling on her prayer rug.
Prayer Rug by Caliso09 March 25, 2011