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plastitute 

Someone who donates their own plasma for money. Usually a poor college student who doesn't have a lot of money and needs some extra funds to make ends meet.
"I couldn't afford to buy groceries, so I became a plastitute."
plastitute by firebolt618 February 9, 2013

Blasticate 

To smash, blow up, or otherwise destroy somthing beyond all recognition.
My printer crapped out on me today so I took it into the garage, grabbed a pipe, and blasticated it.
Blasticate by themutantlizard September 30, 2013

PlasticBieber 

A girl Twitter who claimed to be 11 but is actually is a 22 year old, insecure, ugly, cunt who has no friends!
Girl: Did you read what Plasticbieber said on Twitter?
Me: Who Cares what that cunt says
PlasticBieber by ZeldaTime August 23, 2012

plasticash 

plastic cash - Any type of "plastic currency" - debit cards, credit cards, gift cards, all that type of stuff that is endowed with monetary value for specific or general use somewhere.
Person 1: Well, this blows ironic. I got like, $50 on my Best Buy plasticash.
Person 2: ...and the problem is?
Perosn 1: I only have $1.47 IRL for lunch!
plasticash by KiM_NJ June 1, 2006

Plasticsexual 

A man or woman attracted to someone that has gotten surgery on their body with plastic to make themselves look better.
Wow I can’t believe your attracted to Nicki Minaj, you’re such a plasticsexual!
Plasticsexual by Darrial Walker April 25, 2021

plasticretainer

a very cool and very handsome tiktok cosplayer that all the ladies love.

also sleepysaeran’s bf in case you were wondering.
“have you seen plasticretainer’s new 707 cosplay? it looks really good!!”