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pixelate 

Pixelation happens when an image displayed on a monitor (TV, VGA, LCD, etc...) is stretched beyond its intended resolution, this causes the individual pixels themselves to be enlarged, making the image look blocky and generally bad.
I got this porn MPG on my computer, it was 320x240 so when I put it in full screen, it got so pixelated I couldn't see it well enough to get hard.
pixelate by sextypething November 25, 2003

paxilated 

the zoomy, lightening flash feeling you get when you forget to take your meds for a couple of days.
benj... hey, are you okay? you're acting a little strange today.
david... i'm okay. i forgot to take my meds the last few days and i'm feeling paxilated.
paxilated by daxid December 17, 2008

pixilated 

<Herb> I was overly pixilated that dday, so i might have said all kinds of shit. Sorry about that. Am a bit shitfaced today too, so just ignore me.
pixilated by Jack Gnaw October 2, 2008

pixelante 

Originally, a term coined by Jack Thompson, referring to members of the internet-based gaming subculture who have taken it upon themselves to take action against him for his harassment of Mike Krahulik, the artist from the webcomic Penny Arcade.

The term has since been reclaimed by two designers at Straight Loop, who have made a tshirt design based on the word.
"Several weeks ago some gamer idiot (sorry to be redundant) managed to email me thousands of death threats from a blast e-mail service based in Ireland using the following e-mail address: georgewbush@whitehouse.gov. The Secret Service shut that pixelante right down."
pixelante by idriveajeed October 23, 2005

Pixelate it 

Putting an image on a digital monitor for your visual confirmation, pleasure, etc.
-"Hey Boo, I just got a tattoo on my breast."
-"Oh, yeah? Pixelate it."

-"Doctor! My herp is flaring up again!"
- "Nurse, can you please pixelate it for me?"

-"Son, when I was your age we used to masterbate to Playboys."
-"That must have been rough! Nowadays, they pixelate it."

-"I want to have cyber sex with you."
-"Pixelate it."
Pixelate it by Amphiobnoxious March 1, 2010

prelated 

antonym of belated, therefore it is early
this word is used when someone declares "my birthday is tomorrow", the listener replies "happy prelated birthday"