Picking the fly shit out of the pepper 

1. The act of being nit-picky to a ridiculous degree.
2. To meticulously analyze minutia.

"They shouldn't be allowed to call their CD 'Unplugged' because, technically, the microphones were plugged in."

"For crying out loud Bob, stop picking the fly shit out of the pepper.

Picking the fly shit out of the pepper by BKMantova September 4, 2010

dick pickling 

When you put your dick inside a pussy for at least three hours with absolutely no movement whatsoever. The pickling effect depends on the acidity of the pussy juices.

Dick pickling: Wow me and my girlfriend dick pickled for 5 hours last night, my dick now has a frothy brine to it. Mmmmm dick pickles.

dick pickling by Grand Wizard Mark March 6, 2018

Piggeling 

The act of going immediately to sleep following sexual intercourse, omitting any form of personal clean-up, allowing the smell to ferment or “pickle”.

“I didn’t want morning sex because she didn’t pee or clean up last night - she piggled.”
“Piggeling is nasty and can lead to infections, that’s gross.”

Piggeling by M00min June 13, 2021

Pickering Powerthrust 

During anal sex, when the man moves to the other side of the room, takes a 15 metre running start, and thrusts into his partners ass.

"Woah, my ass hurts today."

"Why's that?"

"Last night my boyfriend tried out the Pickering Powerthrust"

Pickering Powerthrust by pohoes December 9, 2008

Picking out curtains 

A point in a relationship when you're so close with the person you're dating that moving in together is all but certain. You literally begin picking out curtains for your future apartment together.

Jake: What happened with you and Ruth? I heard you two broke up.
Matt: I have no idea...we were picking out curtains and everything...

Picking out curtains by The JVL November 19, 2007

out of your cotton-picking mind 

A condition where you are not thinking properly. Not in your normal state, not working with your normal faculties. Out of your gourd, feeling crazy enough to do something you would never normally do. Generally considered to be related to the odd behavior of heat stroke victims or victims of exhaustion, conditions that people who would pick cotton for a living in very hot or very stressful conditions might end up suffering.

"What did you do THAT for? Are you out of your cotton-picking mind?"

"He's babbling like an idiot, like he's out of his cotton-picking mind."

out of your cotton-picking mind by Nightowl223 May 20, 2016

picking up what you're putting down 

Understanding what the person is saying. Reaching an agreement.

"Do you understand?"
"Yes"
"Are you picking up what I'm puttting down"

picking up what you're putting down by david and cyndi April 8, 2003