Parking Lot Pickle 

A wishbone but for friends

"A parking lot pickle is like a wishbone but for friends" - Rhett McLaughlin

Parking Lot Pickle by GMM.lover March 3, 2023

Parking Garage 

To engage in sexual behavior

"Do you want to Parking Garage?"
"We we're Parking Garaging last night"
"Let's Parking Garage on the Parking Garage"

Parking Garage by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 August 5, 2018

parking the squid 

Trying to have sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis

I was going so well, but when we got back to my hotel I just just ended up parking the squid!

parking the squid by Bill Hagger January 28, 2016

parking chair 

When one clears snow out from a parking spot then places a chair in the cleared spot. It is not a legally enorced but is a traditional rule. Derived from pittsburgh traditions

That lady moved his parking chair and took his spot then she came back to a snow covered car

parking chair by mekey10 February 10, 2010

Parking Lot Vulture 

A person who will circle the parking lot, until a spot near the entrance is open.

Look at all the parking lot vulture waiting for the perfect spot.

Parking Lot Vulture by v8explorer November 21, 2010

Parking-lot Illiteracy 

The inability of drivers to understand how a parking lot works. These individuals pull down wrong lanes, drive through lanes and parking spaces

Pulling into the WalMart parking-lot some moron nearly ran into me because he was driving the wrong way. Yep. This guy definitely suffers from parking-lot illiteracy.

Parking-lot Illiteracy by MS Libertarian March 2, 2017

Parking Your Pearls 

Resting ones Testicles on a surface at waist level for maximum genital comfort such as resting them on a corner of a table, arm rest, friend’s shoulder etc...

Guy1: Have you been parking your pearls when someone was watching you?

Guy2: Oh yeah Corey can’t keep his eyes off my parking job.

Parking Your Pearls by Darth Lahey February 25, 2020