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pennis elbow 

conventional usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting active arm.

modern usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting mouse/pointer arm.
Joe: 'Poor Alvin, two weeks after he got high-speed internet he had pennis elbow in both arms!'

Theresa: 'god, what a spanky dolittle, he must be exhausterbated!
pennis elbow by sandspit November 25, 2007
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Panning for corn 

Defecating into a collinder above someone's head. Afterwards, the defecater sifts through what remains in the colliner. A variant to the Cleveland Steamer.
Jen was bored with their normal Saturday night Cleveland Steamers so she asked Steve to switch it up. Steve obliged and went panning for corn.
Panning for corn by J Tom B September 21, 2006

I am painis cupcake.

Heavy: Hi!
Painis Cupcake: I am painis cupcake. I will eat you.
*Insert blood and gore of Heavy being eaten by Painis Cupcake*

Panissquadragesimalissphobia 

"Your Mom has panissquadragesimalissphobia...?"
Is a jewish man who is offended by the common slang word "Jew". If used repeatably he will become outraged. He also will most likely drive a Saab...
Person 1: "Say jew one more time in my Saab"...
Person 2: "Stop being a Pancis"

Tight leather Pancis...
Pancis by Centennial A April 6, 2010
background: pikes peak workcamp
definition: a word that can be subsituted in for any other word.
"Your pangis is on fire!"
"Aw pangis!"
"I love the pangis my boyfriend bought me"
pangis by Marissa August 9, 2004