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Panda Bear

A sexy woman with Filipino swag. One who can work a crowd of thousands to her dance moves. Photoshoot face and professional dancer booty shaking skills.
So I was at the pistons game with my boy watching the halftime show with the Automotion and I saw a Panda Bear she was doing her thing #DanceQueen For sho she looked like she could bake a mean batch of cookies too!
Panda Bear by SamDot33 December 7, 2011
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cute boy with adorable curly brown hair but covers it up with a beanie most of the time.
He is incredibly nice to everyone
Panda bear is up for anything and everything.
over all he is the most amazing person in the world person in the world
person 1: OH MY GOD! TYLER BARTON IS AMAZING!

person 2: wait who?!

person 1: That guy! (points)

person 2: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! HIS NAME IS PANDA BEAR! ..... dumb ass.
panda bear by Nikkilovesu November 22, 2011

Panda Bear

AKA: Brandon :) The Most amazing Guy ever. Sensitive, Loving, Understanding, Affectionate and Atheletic. Very sexy football player. Awesome track runner. Extremely funny. Enjoys hanging out with his friends and snuggling with his favorite girl. He is honest and faithful. He loves with his whole heart. He protects the ones he loves at all costs. I am proud to say this one is mine. Always & Forever!! <3 <3
Panda Bear by runnerchic July 20, 2011

Panda bear

To walk the panda bear path is to abstain from
sex or romantic involvement as to obtain fulfillment and wellness

Panda Bears are notorious for their low libidos and short lived estrus, a cause of concern amongst conservationists as they face potential extinction due to their lack of interest in libidinous activities.
Hows the holistic hot girl summer going Stacy?

It’s great, I am going full panda bear this summer

Hey Steve! Are you seeing anyone these days?
Nope! I am walking the panda bear path to spiritual ascension and fulfillment.
Panda bear by bostonbaby222 August 16, 2022

Panda Bear Madness Minute 

When panda bears mysteriously appear on camera and dance frantically. Usually used as a last attempt for a crap show to get ratings. Made popular by the T.V. show South Park.
"Thankyou Token for that report, now its time for PANDA BEAR MADNESS MINUTE"

(pandas rush onto the set and dance frantically)

Panda Bear Fight 

A drink, of sorts, consisting of three drinks taken one after the other. It is an addon to the traditional Bear Fight which is an Irish Car Bomb and a Jägerbomb. In a Panda Bear Fight you follow the Bear Fight with a Sake Bomb.
We were at the bar and wanted to start the night off right. A fellow drunkard recommended a Panda Bear Fight. It was like a polar bear, a black bear, and a panda bear fighting all the way down. It was epic!

panda bear ninjas 

Some bad ass mother fuckers who dont give a shit about no body, and will "cut yo balls off and hand em to yah partner"
Some "panda bear ninjas" came down the street and stole my wallet and my girlfriend after beating the shit out of me.
panda bear ninjas by Rossfosheezy December 27, 2007