face-paint 

The sexual act of having your face coated in your lover's feces whether it be solid feces or not, thus producing several different terms:
spray painting (direct from the ass, liquid), roller painting (rolling a solid terd with the hand on your lover's face), stick painting (use of a solid terd like a pencil to make artistic designs on your lover's face).

I'm going to this big facepainting party later, wanna come?

I facepainted my girl last night and she licked her face clean.

I don't like sex, I just like face-painting.

My kid said he wanted a face-painting so I did it; does that make me a bad father?

face-paint by Nimlins October 1, 2010

Paint cho' Face 

Phrase used as a last resort come back. Can also be used in place of such words like the F word, or STFU.

Example 1:

Friend: "Your Mom's so fat she has to put a belt on with a boomerang."

You: "Oh yeah? Paint cho' face!"

Friend: "Dang, I got burned..." =(

Example 2:

Friend: "My car is cooler than yours."

You: "Paint cho' face!"

Paint cho' Face by chanh July 23, 2008

Face paint

cut each others faces and smear the blood

He asked me to play face paint with him

Face paint by scenequeenbitch<33 December 6, 2006

Paint Can Face 

when a girl (usually an ugly one) puts on way too much make up, so much so that it's as if she has painted it on her face. She does this in hopes to attract a guy but almost always has the opposite effect.

I was going to hit on that chick I saw across the club but when I got closer I saw she was a paint can face so I aborted that mission faster then an unwanted fetus.

Paint Can Face by Moogen31 August 13, 2011

Tribal Face Paint 

When someone on their period sits on your face.

“Oh yeah dude! I felt like chief of the tribe when she rode my face! Tribal Face Paint all over!”

Tribal Face Paint by Furphobic November 23, 2023

Face-paint 

When a male covers a woman’s face in semen.

He gave her a good face-paint.

Face-paint by Tajjytajj May 11, 2025

stevens point face mask 

When a 44+ year old man uses his stretch marks to cover his crippled misanthropic friend's nose and mouth holes, but leaves a snorkel made of rusty beer cans within arm's reach, for breathing or sex stuff

Man, I was hanging out with Chad today and he really gave Cyrus the ol' stevens point face mask last week; he was walking with a limp, still, so clearly Cy chose life.

stevens point face mask by Wise_comment May 31, 2021