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padJacked 

When you lose control of your iPad by someone without an iPad who constantly asks you to look up something on the web, while you are surfing.
OMG, my husband padJacked me while I was trying to look at my favorite site.

phlocked 

Damn dude. You're phlocked.
phlocked by ArizonaTaraNova August 14, 2017

Thai Padlock 

Noun. The act of tucking male genitalia between the thighs or butt-cheeks for the purpose of giving one's groin the appearance of female genitalia.
1. Carlos fooled a few guys last night with his infamous mastery of the thai padlock.

2. Alex likes having sex with old ladies but he tolerates old men who are good at doing the thai padlock.

3. My penis is too short for a thai padlock.
Thai Padlock by Visa para Tailandia September 25, 2017

Padlocking 

When you go up to some douchbag with huge gauges and you take a padlock and lock it through there gauges.
Dude we should go Padlocking at sixflags today!
Padlocking by Apathetic_Lamp August 24, 2011

padlock catholics 

a catholic or holy person that is a virgin and that wont have sex because they believe in abstinence or wont to save sex for sumone special.
adam: i wanna tap one of those girls
james: not possible, there all padlock catholics
adam: fuck sake!
padlock catholics by funkygayl June 28, 2011

Padlocks 

a name given to an overweight teen whose parents put a lock on the fridge at night so they wont eat all the food.
Man, i saw padlocks walking to her neighbors to get some milk...her momma musta locked up the fridge again.
Padlocks by The Shrine May 20, 2008